Latest Funny Hindi Mast Jokes & Desi Humor
Research Says Girls Take Three Days To Judge A Boy Whether She Likes Him.
Boys Take Three Seconds,
1 Sec.: "Kya Ladki Hai Yaar"
2 Sec.: "Mast
Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Asks Angel: "What Are These For?"
Angel Answers: "These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person
Dopher Mein Neend Kaisi Puri Kare?
Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola
Santa: "Ek Kala Bulb Dena"
Dukandar: "Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?"
Santa: "Yaar, Do
Akhir Problem Hai To Hai Kidhar?
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha,
Banta Kafi Der Se Yeh Dekh Raha Thha, Akhirkar Usne Puchha.
Banta: "Kya Dekh Raha Ha
A Little Boy Says To Girl "I Love U"?
But She Says She Likes Someone Else,
The Little Boy Looks Down In Sad Mood,
And After Few Seconds Looks
Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai,
Teacher: "Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?"
Papu: "Mam, Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mu
Ek Muslim Couple Divorce Hone Baad,
Court Ke Bahar Dono Takrate Hai, Husband Kehta Hai.
Husband: "Ab Humare Beech Koi Rishta Nahi Bacha"
Wife
TV Ne Bachho Ko Kharab Kar Diya
Santa Apne Bachho Pappu Aur Chinki Ko Maar Raha Tha.
Padosi Ne Pucha: "Arrey Bhai Sahab Kyu Bacho Pe Julam Kar Rahe Ho, Esa Kya Ho Gaya?"
Santa
Jab Kabhi Kadam Ladkhadaye To Kya Kare?
Zindagi Mein Jab Kabhi Kadam Ladkhadaye,
Aur Kabhi Gir Bhi Jao To Darna Mat,
Himmat Aur Housle Se Khade Ho Ke Awaaz Dena,
"Waiter, Ek 90ml Au
Cycle Wale Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Bola.
Cycle Wala: "Aap Bahut Lucky Ho"
Aadmi: "Oye, Ek To Mujhe Cycle Maari Aur Upar Se Keh Raha Ha
