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Father Was Telling The Definition Success To His Son.
Father: "Son, Success Is When Your Signature Turns Into An Autograph."
Son: "No Dad, Succe
Bhagwan Se Panga Lena Achhi Baat Nahi
Ek Din Pappu Samundar Mein Naha Raha Tha,
Tabhi Achanak Doobne Lagta Hai,
Doobne Laga To Usne Pooja Karne Shuru Kar Di.
Pappu: "Hey Bhagwan,
A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.
He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.
Newspapers Report: "Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog"
Man Says: "I Am
Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Soch Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Kaha.
Akbar: "Humein Batao Ki Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Soch Mein Kya Farak Hai?"
Birbal Ne Do Minute Socha Aur
Girl Is Walking On The Road And She Saw An Astrologer Sitting On The Roadside.
Girl Went To Astrologer And Said: "I've Two Boyfriends, Tell Me Who'
Ye Sab To Maa Ki Dua Ka Kamaal Hai
Why Is "Maa Ki Dua" Written Only On Trucks, Buses And Autos?
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Mercedes, BMWs And Audis Are Usually The Result Of "Baap K
Definition Of "Kiss" From The Educational Point Of View:
Maths - "Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between Two Lips."
Economics - "Kiss Is That Thi
Wah Re Baniye, Tera Jawaab Nahi
A Kanjoos Baniya Muftimal And A Chinese Traveling Together In Train.
A Mosquito Enters From Window, Chinese Catches It And Eats It.
Baniya Notic
We Pronounce 22 As Twenty Two,
33 As Thirty Three,
44 As Forty Four,
55 As Fifty Five.
Then Why Not We Say 11 As Onety One?
Doubt By -Â
3rd Class Ka Bachha Apni Beautiful Teacher Se Kehta Hai.
Bachha: "Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?"
Teacher: "So Sweet."
Bachha: "To Phir Main Ap
