A Passenger In A Taxi Want To Ask A Question And Tapped The Driver On The Shoulder.
The Taxi Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Cab, Nearly Hit A Bus,
Drove Over The Footpath, And Stopped Inches From A Shop Window.
For A Few Moments Everything Was Silent In The Cab, And The Still Shaking Driver Said: “I Am Sorry But You Scared The Daylights Out Of Me.”
The Frightened Passenger Apologized: “I Didn’t Realize That A Little Tap On The Shoulder Could Scare You So Much.”
The Driver: “No Sir, I Am Sorry. It’s Entirely My Fault. Because Today Is My First Day Of Driving A Cab. I’ve Been Driving A Funeral Van For The Last 25 Years.“
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