Are You Married?

Nurse To A Patient With Bleeding Head.

Nurse: “Your Name?

Patient: “Santa Singh

Nurse: “Your Birth Date?

Santa: “28 Feb 1975

Nurse: “Married?

Santa: “No No Car Accident

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18 Dec 2019 21 Comments 7,679

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Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head- Your Name? Patient- Santa. Nurse- Birth Date? Snta- 28 Feb 1985. Nurse- Married? Snta- No Car Accident

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21 Comments

  1. Heartbeat says:

    Arre bhai santa joke me 1975 me paida hua tha lekin sms version me aate-2 10 year chota ho giya yani k 1985 lagta hai ye tera date of birth hai

  2. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo frnds

    Newton
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    Einsten
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    Faraday
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    Kirchhoff
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    Ye sab wo kameene hai jinhone apne 10 minute ki masti se hum sabke bachpan ke 18-20 saal kharab kar diye

  3. Anuj says:

    @ Aastha Are You Married? hahahaha jara batana to plz bahat jaruri kaam hai…..
    mere ghar wale mujhe shadi kar lene ko keh rhe hai to socha pehle tmse puch lu..

  4. Jay says:

    heheheh nice joke..

    Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
    Santa: Who r u?
    Girl: Seeta here.
    Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya..

      1. Admin says:

        to mene konsa tumko hello hi kaha ek question hi pucha.. mujhe laga ki kya pata furniture ki dukan khol li ho hehehehehe …

        Vese mujhe ye Dande Patake nahi fuljhadi lag rahe hai

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