Bachpan Ki Yaadein

Santa Ek Din Banta Ko Apne Bachpan Ki Baatein Bata Raha Thha.

Banta Ko Apne Ghar Mein Lage Hue Ek Bade Se Pedd Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Bola.

Santa: “Jab Mein Chhota Tha Tab Mein Iss Pedd Pe Chad Jata Tha.

Banta Hairan Hokar: “Abe Woh Kaise?

Santa: “Tab Ye Ped Bhi Chhota Tha Na Yaar

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08 Aug 2019 8 Comments 5,267

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Snta- Jb Me Chhota Tha Tab Me Iss Ped Pe Chad Jata Tha. Bnta- Wo Kaise? Snta- Tab Ye Ped B Chhota Tha Na Yaar.

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  1. ajnabi akela says:

    santa ka dimaag to sahi chal rahaa hai par lagta hai banta singh ko bhi apne dimag ko kuchh aur jyada tez karne ki jaroorat hai,nahi to jaise santa ne aaj use pappu banaayaa hai aise hi banaataa rahega,kal ko kahega ki usne to aurat ke istan khoob choose aur piye hai,banta kahega chal hat jhoothe kahi ke,abhi to teri shadi bhi nahi huyi aur teri koi gf bhi nahi rahi kabhi to santa kya javaab dega,yahi ki are mai to apne bachpan ki baat kar rahaa hoo,ha ha ha,hazam nahi huaa naa,haajmola sir,

    isi baat pe ek baat aur yaad aati hai,ek sanyaasi bachpan me hi jangal chalaa gayaa tha,use duniyadaari ki koi khabar na thi,ek din wo gaav me bheekh maangane aayaa to ek ghar gayaa to ek ladki use aataa dene aayi to uske istan dekh ke wo sanyaasi bola ki -ye kya hai,to ladki ko gussa aayaa,boli ki-chupchaap nikal lo,to wo bola ki-are gussa mat kariye,aapke hai par mere nahi hai,aur aapke kyo hai,to ladki boli ki-pataa nahi,to sanyaasi bola ki mai fir aaunga mujhe pataa karke bataa dena,ladki bhi soch me pad gayi,usne apni maa se poochha to uski maa boli ki-ye prakati ki den hai,jab tumhaare bachcha hoga to ye uske khaane ka paatra hai,sanyaasi aayaa to ladki ne use yahi javaab diya,to sanyaasi bola ki-jab prakati ne uske khaane ke liye bhi intzaam kar rakha hai jo is duniya me nahi aayaa hai to mai kyo bheekh maang maang ke apna pet bharu,usne mere liye bhi kuchh na kuchh socha hoga,aur us din se wo fir kabhi bheekh maangne nahi aayaa,ha ha ha,aane kya huaa baad me,bas yahi kahunga ki isase kuchh seekh le,har cheez ka sahi matlab hi dekhe

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