Bechara Nepali, Soch Badal Desh Badlega

Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag Mila.

Usne Usko Gissa To Usmein Se Jinn Nikla Aur Bola.

Jinn: “Aaj Main Bahut Khush Hun, Main Tumhari 3 Murade (Wishes) Puri Karunga, Hukam Mere Aaka

Nepali Khush Hota Hua: “1. Ek Bara Sa Bangla, 2. Ush Mein Khub Daulatmand Aadmi, 3. Ushka Chokidar Humko Bana Do

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Nepali Ko Chirag Mila Ragda To Jin Nikla Bola- 3 Wish Mango. NP- 1 Ek Bara Bangla 2 Ush Mein Khoob Daulatmnd Aadmi 3. Ushka Chokidar Humko Bana Do.

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28 Comments

      1. Aastha says:

        Ooooiiiiiii…,hehehehe..!!! Aap toh ——!! Yaar little poor in hindi same in english..,,hehe,,wrna kuch khna tha..haha anywy lyk ur naughtyness..!!

      2. Admin says:

        yup u r right, but i m rich from the heart same from the mind..hehehe warna tumko offer marni thhi, anyway i luv your style of comment :)

      3. Aastha says:

        Heyyy Admin ji.!! I said abt ma slf ya..,! Am nt in those ppl dat underestimate others n thnks ourselves v r only smart r brillients.! N i knw u r da guy who xtrmly smart n xclusieve minded..! Othrwise nrmly i dnt show intrst on an ordinary ppl u knw..,,hehehehe.!! N thnx fr ur compliments,,hehehe..,Tc.!

      4. Admin says:

        Hmmm Thanku Ji… So Now Can two exclusive mind persons can be friends on the facebook? Pataka Ji. hehehehe

  1. Aastha says:

    Hehehehe,,,,,! Hmmm,,yaar hw fast genration bcame…truely frwrded..,hehe..! V r cn b frnz here also knw !? Admin dear..! Iz thr any prob to maintain frnshp here..??? Hehehe so early u givin me offer na??? Hahaha..!nywy thnx fr offr ..! Fln gud.!hehe

    1. Admin says:

      yupp dear… and it is not fast na effect, it is because here others coming for you too in few hours and says.. meri hai, meri hai, ye meri hai :(

      1. Aastha says:

        Hehehehe….u r imposible ya..! Haha asa kuch nhi hoga dear hm unme se nhi jo b aaye hm aasani se hr kisko accept krte jaaye,,hm bht choosy h kisiko rspnse krne m n thoda bht strict b.!kse yuhi hr kisise closly moove kr skte h,,shud b der is a spcl one lyk u knw..hehe n u r a Moderator here,,n usse important ye h ki i lyk u as u r..! So aapse baat krti hon..!n dunn wry ase koi nhi aayega,,i hpe so..agr aayega b i wl tell thm am only urz ok,,hehehe..,! Wse mre lye itna intrst mat dikhayiye Admin g.cz am a married prsn..hehe,,shocked.?worried..??blanked..??? Hehehe…kya kre yaar i thot its da ryt tym to xpose da true,,so i did..! Stil u wanna b fcebuk frnz..??? Hehehehe…! K tc..!

      2. Admin says:

        hmmm to mam kis kitab mein likha hai ki married log friend nahi ban salkte.. aap ne ye kah ke mere dil ke tudke kar diye hai.. utha ke dekhna vo sare tukde tumhara nam hi le rahe hai.. hehe i love the english version of this lines… samjhi Pataka Ji :D

      3. Santa singh says:

        Aare bhai itna fast b na chal k tumhara wo non veg site wale joke tuj par hi fit ho jaye c***iya no 3 ha ha ha

      4. Wanted says:

        admin bro, plz mujhe v site bnana sikha n, mujhe v ladki patani hai plz plz plz chal promise krta hu sbse phle ek ladki tere liye pta kr dunga (not rashii), ab to sikha de n ;)

      5. Aastha says:

        Hehehehe…,,Admin my frnd u r too gud in “ladkiyon ko ullu banana”..! Hahaha..wse kha wo hr tukde mri naam hi bta rhe h?? M toh utha k dkhi toh hr ek tukde drrnt dfrnt ladkiyon ka naam bta rhe h na,,oop hye m kya kru?! Hehehe ..! Hmm aap ye batayiye mje pataka pataka kyn bol rhe h?? Hmm i dun thnk i suits dat wrd..! Hehe .! K n’jy ur tym.ctch u later..tc.!

      6. Admin says:

        madam ji… vo different-2 tukdo par… nam isliye different hai coz.. main ek ladki ko bade namo se bulata hun hehhe example … jaisi aapko pataka bula raha hun.. mujhe to laga tha aap samajh jayengi ki kyu main esa bol raha hun Devi Vishaka Patnam (Pataka Patnam) hehehehehe

        ab bhi na samji to ek kam karna.. ek katori pani se bharna.. usmein apna muh band karke naak dubo lena… to vo kaavat sach ho jayegi. chullu bhar pani mein dubne wali hehehehehe

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