Bechare Pati Bhi Akhir Kya Kare

Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.

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27 Sep 2020 51 Comments 12,376

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Baba Saxidas - Aj Ka Hr Mard Bechara 2 Mushkilo Me Fasa Hai. BV Makeup Kre To Kharcha Bardasht Nhi Hota or Makeup Na Kre To BV Hi Bardasht Nhi Hoti

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      1. Priya says:

        kyi boys b kafi krte h bt agr fir b jyada h to kr lo..lga lo kajal n lip gloss etc etc kisne mana kia h

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Priya ji kehnde ne k ek kudi tiyar hon vele powder, cream, lipstick, eyeshade, maskara ,lip liner , jewelery , matching suit hor na jane kya kya use kardi hai te baad vich kahugi ke jaldi-2 vich main apna pura makeup b nahi kar saki aate ek boy kitte jan laga kadi kdai nahaunda b nahi te kehnda hai kehda ghodi chadan laga jehda sab ne mainu hi dekhna

      1. Priya says:

        Heartbeat ji aisa kuch ni h only kuch grls ki habit hoti h jyada makeup krna normally to grls v simple hi rhti h yes kuch occasion ho to baat alg h..

      1. sachin says:

        priya tmhe jada sunkar tkleef hui na iska mtlb tm janti ho ki ldkiya kitna cream powder lgati hai kyo hai na aisa.

  1. Priya says:

    @bheem ji m apko only is site pr name change krne ka bola h real m nhi…or wife mt change krna qki ab is age m aunty ko durse uncle nhi milenge.
    @admin ji pange na lo mere nal
    @pappu ji apko soch to kafi achi bt fir b log apko pappu kyu bolte h?
    @guddu ji..Hiiiii

      1. Santa singh says:

        O preeto ji tusi aa gaye chalo bohut badiya kita bechare pappu aur chinki tuhade bina bohut udas the pappu to bechara pankaj udas hi ban giya aur chinki ki juban to ab pucho mat chalo jaha do hath hai tali to baje gi hi ab sari purani baate bhul jao ab muje aur baccho ko chhod kar mat jana

  2. Rashii says:

    Ladkiyo ki burai hmm kuch hadd tak sahi bhi , iska mtlb ye nhi ladkiya jyda makeup karti hain,
    hum b ladki hain hum toh sirf kajal hi lgate hain ankho me
    waise joke is gud, aadha sach aadha jhut tbhi to ye joke hain

    1. Priya says:

      Rashii ji,agr ap only kajal use krte ho to jo us din ap market se jo eye shadow,eye liner,eyebrow pencil,maskara,compact,foundation,blusher,consilr,lipstick,lipliner,lipbalm, etc etc etc le k aaye the uska kya krte ho?
      (i’m just joking dnt mind)

      1. Rashii says:

        Priya ji yeh sb toh hum ap k liye le rahe thae, hume to in cheejo k name b nhi pta tha ap hi bta rahi thi ph per rashii ye b le aana mere liye hehehe lgta hain ap in sb ka kafi use karti ho hehehehe

      2. Priya says:

        Rashii ji,ap name nhi jante bt use krna to jante ho whi ap mujhe sikhane wali thi..taki m b makeup kr k apki trh b’ful bn jau..lgta h apki memory weak ho gyi h chalo kl fir se shopping krne chle h or is bar apke liye dry fruits le k ate h memory sharp krne k liye..waise b apke exams chl rhe h..anyways best of luck 4 exams

  3. Heartbeat says:

    Yaar sameer tu hale tak yaar cmnt wala option kite v nahi dita yaar kise khal khumje cmnt wali option bna de yaar sare joke pholne pende ne cmnt check karan de layi

  4. Hps says:

    Sameer ji veg site ke liye baba sexidas ji ki jagah aur koi baba lao.kyon ki yadi joke shayari me aa gaya to c….mal ji ko hi layenge kya ?.

    1. Admin says:

      bhai mene is bat par gaur kiya tha.. but mera apna manna hai ki santa non veg bhi hai aur veg bhi

      isi tarha main in characters ko bhi wold wide famous karna chahta hun… and mene dekha bhi hai bahut se log inko use bhi kar rahe hai aur sites par bhi aur apni bato mein. hehehehe

  5. bheem(Lover) jayoti says:

    priya ji uncle kese bol rhe ho maira name bheem hai ha aage se dyan rkhna plz ancle mt bolna or wife ki baat to abhi maire shadi nhe huye hehe

  6. bheem(Lover) jayoti says:

    priya ji uncle kese bol rhe ho maira name bheem hai ha aage se dyan rkhna plz ancle mt bolna or wife ki baat to admin ki trhai maire bhi shadi nhe huye i am sengil

  7. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Arre wah! Ri chhokriyo wah!
    Acha jhood bola ha. Jaha jawab nai aata waha jhooth bol diya ki ladke jyada makeup karte ha. ek trika ha ye sabit karne ka kaun jyada makup karta ha. Ek kaam karo
    dono ke makup saman ki list taiyar karo jiska jyada saman hoga vo jyada makup karega Simpul !
    (No.2) party wagara par jate wakt jyada faishon par time kaun lagata ha? Hum ya tum?

    1. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

      Sameer k…. tu kuch karta kyun nai? Ladkiya kitna jhuth bol rai ha hum jyada fashon karte ha. Aur vo bhi itna kaura jhuth.
      Sawal jhooth ka ha makup ka nai
      ladkiya humpar jhootha aurop laga rai ha par hum ye bardash nai kareinge.
      ………

  8. Santa singh says:

    Oye ye kya lga rakha hai jo b aata hai ek hi baat bolta hai pehchan main kon yaha kya koi compitition chal raha k main hu kon main hu kon yaar jis 1 user ko tum sab log ye baat puch-2 tang kar rahe ho jab wo ye site chhod jayega tab tum ye sab band karoge ya to use apni id change karni padegi

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