Beemari Ka Sasta, Sunder Aur Tikau Ilaaz

Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Main Bahut Preshan Hoon, Jab Bhi Main Bistar Par Let ta Hoon, Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Bistar Ke Niche Koi Hai. Jab Main Bistar Ke Niche Dekhne Jata Hoon To Lagata Hai Upar Koi Hai. Niche, Upar, Niche, Upar Yahi Karta Rehta Hoon, So Nahi Pata. Mera Acha Sa Ilaaz Kijiye Nahi To Main Pagal Ho Jaunga

Doctor Ne Kaha: “Tumahara Ilaaz Lagbhag Do Saal Tak Chalega, Tumhe hafte Mein Teen Baar Aana Padega, Aur Tumne Mere Bataye Anusaar Ilaaz Kiya To Tum Bilkul Theek Ho Jaoge

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Par Aapki Fees Kitni Hogi?

Doctor: “100 Rupaye Ek Baar Aane Ke Aur 200 Rs Ek Mahine Ki Dawayi Ke

Aadmi Gareeb Tha, Phir Aane Ko Kah Kar Chala Gaya.

6 Mahine Baad Wahi Aadmi Doctor Ko Sadak Par Ghumate Hue Mila.

Doctor Ne Pucha: “Kyun Bhai, Tum Apna Ilaaz Karane Kyun Nahi Aaye?

Aadmi: “100 Rupaye Ek Baar Ke Ilaaz Karwaun? Mere Padosi Ne Mera Ilaaz Sirf Bees (20) Rupaye Mein Kar Diya

Doctor Ne Hairani Se Pucha: “Achha Wo Kaise?

Aadmi: “Wo Ek Badayi Hai, Usne Mere Palang Ke Chaaro Paanv Sirf 5 Rupaye Ek Paanv Ke Hisaab Se Kaat Diye

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