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Bhagwan Ji Sab Denge, Bas Sache Dil Se Mango
Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi,
Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil Jati Hai.
To Usne Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karni Shuru Kar Di, Usne Sache Dil Se Itni Tapsya Ki, Ki Bhagwan Ji Ko Usko Darshan Dene Hi Pade.
Bhagwan: “Bol Bachha Kya Chahiye?”
Santa: “Bhagwan Ji, Mujhe Ek Girlfriend De Dijiye”
Bhagwan: “Tu Muslim Hai To Katrina Dunga, Baniya Hai To Yana Gupta, Punjabi Hai To Kareena Kapoor, Bol Kya Nam Hai Tera”
Santa Khush Hoke: “Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal“
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Snta- God 1 Kudi dedo. G- Tu Muslim H To Katrina Dunga, Bniya H To Yana Gupta, Pnjabi H To Kareena, Bol Kya Nam H Tera. S- Mohamad Santa Singh Aggarwal
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Isi liye bagwaan ne sabka mix karke preeto meri jholi dal di hai oye preeto
Santa ji,m apko mixture lgti hu???????by d way joke is not so gud…suna suna h!!!
O preeto ji kya btao aap katrina ki tarha sunder ho , kareena ki tarha zero fig. Aur yana ki tarha s.ee.y ho hua na sab ka mixture ha ha ha
hahaha ye comedy circus me yadav ke punch me tha.bagar us din bhi achchha lagaa tha aur aaj bhi achchha lagaa hehhee
good jokes hay all friends how r u ? kya h ki kuch din se mai bimar so site pr nhe aa ska aap sab kise ho
bheem ji,welcome back n kaise ho ap?ap meri baat ko itna mind kr gye the….really i miss ur cmnts sooooooo much!!
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Bheem bhai, aapki badi yaad aa rahi thi khas kar aapke cmnt ki.
Hps bhai panga na lo maire nal or tumara naam Hps kisne raka hehehe
hehehehehehe….hmmmm…Santa ek Mintos khake hi apni khwaish manga h..bechara Santa khi salon se akela tha shyd..hehehe! hmm gud joke.!
Hps apke naam ka mtlb btaye or aap ka pura naam kya.
Acha hain, hahahaha
santa ji lgta hain apne bete pappu se tution le rahe hain tbhi aisi wish hehehe
Good joke.
priya ji i m find and how r u ?
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baat samajh nahi aayi bhai.. konsi counti hai
Hiiiiii…..papa n pappu bhaji.,;) sat shri akal h ji.,:) ;) kive o tusi 2no…;> m mom nu smjhata c,hun kive ne o aje pangebaz bane hoye ne k sudhar ge???????
Chinki puttar sat shri akal kivve hai puttar main bilkul theek ha te pappu v oh aajkal non veg khaan da bohut shokeen hai lagda utthe hi hona te teri maa hun theek hai kise naal pange nahi lendi te aajkal mainu milan de layi v khat hi aaundi hai
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