Bhagwan Ji Sab Denge, Bas Sache Dil Se Mango

Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi,

Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil Jati Hai.

To Usne Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karni Shuru Kar Di, Usne Sache Dil Se Itni Tapsya Ki, Ki Bhagwan Ji Ko Usko Darshan Dene Hi Pade.

Bhagwan: “Bol Bachha Kya Chahiye?

Santa: “Bhagwan Ji, Mujhe Ek Girlfriend De Dijiye

Bhagwan: “Tu Muslim Hai To Katrina Dunga, Baniya Hai To Yana Gupta, Punjabi Hai To Kareena Kapoor, Bol Kya Nam Hai Tera

Santa Khush Hoke: “Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal

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Snta- God 1 Kudi dedo. G- Tu Muslim H To Katrina Dunga, Bniya H To Yana Gupta, Pnjabi H To Kareena, Bol Kya Nam H Tera. S- Mohamad Santa Singh Aggarwal

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20 Comments

      1. Santa singh says:

        O preeto ji kya btao aap katrina ki tarha sunder ho , kareena ki tarha zero fig. Aur yana ki tarha s.ee.y ho hua na sab ka mixture ha ha ha

      2. Mausam says:

        hahaha ye comedy circus me yadav ke punch me tha.bagar us din bhi achchha lagaa tha aur aaj bhi achchha lagaa hehhee

  1. bheem says:

    Naare baazi on
    bhrashtachar

    band karo yeh
    bhrashtachar
    public bani hain
    thanekdar

    bhrashtachar
    mitayenge
    lokpal ko layenge

    gali gali main shor
    hai
    sare neta chor hai

    paisa paisa kerite
    hain
    isliye lokpal say
    darte hai

    ramlila maidan
    jayenge
    desh ko bachayenge

    apka apna dost bheemraj choudhary

  2. Aastha says:

    hehehehehehe….hmmmm…Santa ek Mintos khake hi apni khwaish manga h..bechara Santa khi salon se akela tha shyd..hehehe! hmm gud joke.!

  3. Hps says:

    Bheem bhai,ye to aapne suna hi hoga”JAT KO JAT MARE YA KARTAR” mera nam Harendra Pal Singh hai vese log mujhe Harendra Chaudhary ke nam se jante hain.

  4. Santa singh says:

    Hlo admin bhai mujhe ek baat ki samaj nahi aati k jab pehle maine dekha tab b jahi cmnt the par inki counting 11 thi ab b wohi cmnt lekin counting 14 ye counting wo hai jo cmnt read karne se pehle tumhare duara di jati hai

  5. Chinki says:

    Hiiiiii…..papa n pappu bhaji.,;) sat shri akal h ji.,:) ;) kive o tusi 2no…;> m mom nu smjhata c,hun kive ne o aje pangebaz bane hoye ne k sudhar ge???????

  6. Santa singh says:

    Chinki puttar sat shri akal kivve hai puttar main bilkul theek ha te pappu v oh aajkal non veg khaan da bohut shokeen hai lagda utthe hi hona te teri maa hun theek hai kise naal pange nahi lendi te aajkal mainu milan de layi v khat hi aaundi hai

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