Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.
Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”
Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“
Must Read Hindi Jokes
Uski muskurahat na pucho yaro kaisi hai…
Ak bar wo mere liye muskurai thi.aur aaj tak mai ro raha hu….
Kya baat he yaar
mast tha
god yaar
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