Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki Government Ne Scheme Chalai.

Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”

Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.

Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”

Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.

Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”

Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Taangon Ko Ulta Kar Gaya“

• Bhagwan Apne Bhakto Ko Kabhi Nahi Bhoolta
• Bechare Sharabi Ki Sharadha
• Pee Ke Padhne Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai
• Humne Bhi To Yahi Karna Thha
• Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Se Bhagwan Hi Bachaye