Hindi Desi Jokes SMS & Funny Indian Humor
Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi.
Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola
Pappu: "Kyun Lad Rahi Ho? Iska H
Pyar Mein Itni Door Nikal Aaye Hai Hum Dost
Ustaf Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Kafi Time Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche The.
Par Jab Unki Bat Na Bani To Unhone Ladki Ek Shayari Likhi
Hum To Tumhari Dosti
Ladki Ne To Khush Hi Kar Diya Thha
Ek Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Car Mein Long Drive Pe Ja Rahi Thi,
Achaanak Raaste Mein Ladki Boli.
Ladki: "Suno, Kya Tum Ek Hath Se Car Chala
Ye Ek Bilkul Sacha Wakya Hai,
Bhopal Mein Ek Bacha Paida Hua,
Uska Wajan 80kg Tha,
3 Din Mein Uska Wajan 180kg Ho Gaya,
Arey Gabrao Mat.
Highway Par Police Ne Car Rok Kar Checking Ki Aur Driver Se Kaha
Inspector: "Ye Safety Week Hai, Aap Belt Pehan Ke Car Chala Rahe Ho Isliye, Apko 1
Ek Bihari Ki Biwi Kisi Jagah Par Form Bharne Jati Hai,
Wo Apne Saato Bacho Ka Naam Pappu Dal Deti Hai.
Paas Beithi Ek Aurat Dekhti Hai Aur Haira
Khoon Ne Rang To Dikhana Hi Thha
Baniye Ne Sheikh Ko Khoon De Ke Uski Jaan Bachai, Sheikh Ne Use Mercedes Gift Kar Di.
Sheikh Ko Phir Khoon Ki Zaroorat Padi, Baniye Ne Phir Khoon D
Teacher Pappu Ka Homework Check Karte Hue Use Dantne Lagi Aur Puchti Hai.
Teacher: "Pappu, Tumhara Homework Kisne Kiya?"
Pappu: "Mam, Mere Papa
Hospital Mein Ladka Aur Ladki Baat Kar Rahe Thhe.
Ladki: "Aaj Meri Hert Surgery Hai"
Ladka Rote Hue: "Dont Worry Janu, I Love You"
Girl : "I
Duniya Shareef Logo Ko Bhi Jeene Nahi Deti
Ek Ladki Restaurant Mein Bahut Der Se Bethi Thi.
Kuch Der Baad Usne Waiter Ko Bulaya Aur Pucha.
Ladki: "Ye Jo Samne Aadmi Bethe Hai Wo Kon Hai?"
