Hindi Desi Jokes SMS & Funny Indian Humor
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.
Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.
Air Hostess: "Aap 5 Minute
Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.
Jyotish: "Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?"
Santa: "Ji Maharaj"
Jyotish: "Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Lad
Hadd Hai, Abhi Tak Samajh Nahi Aayi
Ek Ladka Rishta Mangne Apni Girl Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Taki Unki Ab Jaladi Hi Shaadi Ho Jaye,
Lekin Waha Ladki Ke Baap Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Mara Utha-Ut
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ko Parle G Biscuit Ka Packet Dikhate Hue Puchha
Madam: "Bacho, Batao Parle G Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dot Bana Hai Usaka
Santa Ke Pass Ek Kutta Tha Jiski Shakal Kuch Kuch Sher Se Milti Thi, Ek Din Banta Ne Santa Se Puch Hi Liya
Santa: "Yaar Tumhara Kutta To Sher Jaisa
Mallika Sherawat Ka Income Tax Return
Income Tax Officer Zor Zor Se Has Raha Tha.
Clerk: "Kya Hua?"
Officer: "Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai"
Clerk: "To?"
Officer: "Kapde Pehnt
Class Mein Ladai Kyun Nahi Karni Chahiye?
Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhate Hue Ek Baat Kahi
Teacher: "Bachon Batao Ki Class Mein Ladai Kyun Nahi Karni Chahiye?"
Pappu: "Sir Wo Isliye Ki Kya
Teri Khushi Ka Raaz Kya Hai Yaar?
Ek Din Santa Ke Padosi Banta Ne Bada Hairan Sa Hokar Santa Se Ek Sawal Puchha
Banta: "Tere Ghar Se Roz Hasne Ki Awaaz Aati Hai, Khushi Ka Raaz Kya
Kab Tak Intezar Karvayega Mujhe
Santa Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Par Pani Chidak Raha Tha.
Santa Intzaar Karta Raha. Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola.
Santa: "Agar Inhe Hosh
Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: "Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?"
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
