SMS Hindi Jokes, Short & One-Two Liner Funny Jokes
What Is The Height Of Customer Care
What Is The Height Of Customer Care- Swiss Banks To Open An ATM In Tihar Jail.
Hadd Hai, Abhi Tak Samajh Nahi Aayi
1 Ldka Rishta Mangne Apni GF K Ghr Gya, Lekin Waha Ldki Ke Baap Ne Ldke Ko Bahut Mara Utha-2 K Patka, Mar Khane K Baad Ldka Utha Or Bola- To Mai Inkaar Samjhu
Teacher- Bacho, Batao Parle G Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dot Bana Hai Usaka Matlab Kya Hai ? Student- Mam, Isaka Matlab Parle G Online Baithe Hain.
Santa- Yaar Tumhara Kutta To Sher Jaisa Lagta Hai. Banta- Arrey Ye Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyar Ke Chakkar Mein Pad Gaya, Sher Se Kutta Ho Gaya.
Which Of The Two Travels Faster?
Teacher- Which Of The Two Travels Faster, Heat Or Cold? Student- Heat. Teacher- What Makes You Think That? Student- Because We Catch Cold.
Mallika Sherawat Ka Income Tax Return
Income Tax Officer Has Rha Tha. Clerk- Kya Hua? Officer- Mallika Sherawat Ka Return H. Clerk- To ? Officer- Kapde Pehnti Nhi Or Laundry Ka Bil 11 Lakh Bataya H
Class Mein Ladai Kyun Nahi Karni Chahiye?
Teacher: Bachon Batao Ki Class Mein Ladai Kyun Nahi Karni Chahiye? Pappu: Sir Wo Isliye Ke Kya Pata Exam Mein Usi Ke Piche Apna Number Aa Jaye.
Teri Khushi Ka Raaz Kya Hai Yaar?
Bnta- Tere Ghar Se Roz Hasne Ki Awaaz Aati Hai, Khushi Ka Raaz Kya Hai. Snta- Meri Bv Muje Joote Marti Hai, Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai Na Lage To Mai Hasta Hoon.
Kab Tak Intezar Karvayega Mujhe
Snta Sbji Lene Gya, Sbji Wla Sbji Pr Pani Chidk Ra Tha. Snta Intzar Krta Rha. Jb Kafi Der Ho Gyi To Bola- Agr Inhe Hosh Aa Gya Ho To 1 Kilo Gobhi Tol De
In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another- I Kissed Ur Mom Last Night. Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs & Says- Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk Now
