Mast Jokes

You Are Handsome

Admin — Sun, 20 May 2012 04:15:26 +0000

Girl To Other Girl: “You Are So Beautiful”

Other Girl: “Thank You Are Beautiful Too”

Now

Boy To Another Boy: “Hi, You Are Handsome”

Other Boy: “Gay Saala“

This Meeting Is So Boring

Admin — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:15:13 +0000

Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.

1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”

2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“

Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko

Admin — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:15:44 +0000

Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola

Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”

Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“

Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?

Admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 09:15:49 +0000

Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,

Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bola

Teacher: “Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?”

Santa Ne Bholepan Se Jawab Diya: “Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hu“

Deewar Pe Aar Paar Dekhne Wali Cheez

Admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:15:40 +0000

Santa Ne Khush Hote Hue Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola

Santa: “Maine Ek Aisi Cheez Banai Hai, Jiske Sath Deewar Ke Aar-Paar Bhi Dekh Sakte Hai”

Banta Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye-Hoye Kya Cheez Hai?”

Santa: “Chhed“

Kyu Paise Waste Karte Ho Fir

Admin — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:10:01 +0000

125 Cc Yamaha,

150 Cc Cbz,

200 Cc Honda,

220 Cc Pulsar,

350 Cc Bullet,

Kuch Bhi Khareed Lo,

Par Picha To 100 Cc Wali Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai.

Ladke Ne Dimaag To Achha Lagaya

Admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 09:15:30 +0000

Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Friend Se Puchha: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Ladka: “Makkhiya Maar Raha Hoon”

Ladki: “Kitni Mari?”

Ladka: “3 Male Aur 2 Female”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kaise Malum?”

Ladka: “Kyoki 3 Daru Ki Botal Se Chipki Thi Aur 2 Phone Se“

Paaglo Se Bhagwan Bachaye

Admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:15:44 +0000

Ek Doctor Jab Apne Clinic Pahuncha To Usne Waha Do Mareezon Ko Paya,

Ek Chatt Se Ulta Lataka Hua Tha, Jabki Ek Aisa Abhiney Kar Raha Tha Ki Jaise Wo Kulhadi Se Lakadiyaan Kaat Raha Ho.

Doctor Ne Dusre Se Pucha: ” Ye Aadmi Ulta Kyun Latka Hua Hai?”

Usne Haste Hue Bataya: “Wo Bewkoof Samjhta Hai Ki Wo Bulb Hai”

Doctor Bola: “Tum Use Jaldi Hi Neeche Utaro”

Aadmi: “Use Neeche Utaar Doon To Phir Main Kya Andhere Mein Lakadiyaan Katunga“

Kya Mila Itni Kamayi Karke

Admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 09:15:37 +0000

Rich Man: “Aaj Mere Paas 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bunglow, 3 Farmhouse Hai, Tumare Pass Kya Hai”

Poor Man: “Mere Paas Beta Hai, Jiski Girl Friend Teri Beti Hai“

Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?

Admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 04:15:24 +0000

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha.

Ek Budhe Ne Dekha Aur Santa Ko Bola.

Budha: “Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji Ye To Apni Patiala Wali Simmi Hai“