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Wife To Husband On The Phone,
Wife: “Hey Baby, How Are You Doing?”
Husband: “Listen, I Am Really Busy, Don’t Have Time To Talk At All”
Wife: “Well Baby, I Have A Good News And Bad News For You. You Want To Hear Them?”
Husband: “Just Tell Me The Good News, I Don’t Have Time For The Bad!”
Wife: “Okay, Good News Is The Air Bags Of Our New BMW Work Absolutely Fine“
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08 May 2020
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Kuch samajh nahi aaya ye joke
joke khatam ho gaya ho to ab hansey ha….ha….ha….ha……ha…….
JMD
Bhai BMW car le lo aur ZOR se full speed mein takkar maro kisi deewar ko…….sab samajh jaoge.
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Rohit
idiot it means his wife has done accident with BMW.
abe chutiyo iska matlab h ji good news ye h ki bmw ke air bags kam karte h aur bad news ye h ki uski wife ne bmw kharid li jo itni mehngi hoti h ki uske husband ki hand phat gayi….
abe gadho iska matlab h ki bmw k kewal air bags hi kam kar rahe h,baki to puri ki puri bmw hi crash ho gai……
Abe saalo is joke ka matbal ye hai ki biwi ne bmw car thok dali aur wo bach gayi kyonki air bag kam kar rha tha okay
abe air bag koo band karnay mai 100000 rs (one lakh rupees)lagtay hai