How You Kill A Hathi?

How Would You Kill A Blue Hathi?

Simple, With A Blue Bandook

Now How Would You Kill A Laal Hathi?

First You Will Give Him Poison, & Then He Will Become Blue, Then You Will Kill Him With The Blue Bandook

Now, How Would You Kill A Yellow Hathi?

First You Will Make Him Angry So That He Becomes Red, Then You Will Give Him Posion, So That He’ll Now Blue & Now You Will Killl Him With The Blue Bandook

Now, How Would Kill A Green Hathi?

You Will Make Him Sick So That He Catches Jaundice & Turns Yellow & Then Make Him Angry So That He Turns Red & Again Poison Him, He Turns Blue &  Then Shoot Him With The Blue Bandook

Now, How Would You Kill A Purple Hathi?

Huhh Think Think – Pagal Ho Gaye Ho Kya, Purple Hathi Kabhi Dekha Hai Kya.

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2 Comments

  1. manish kmr says:

    Dhoni’s MOTHER: Beta Mahi, Market se sabzi le aa.

    Dhoni- Par Maa hum Pakistan se haar gaye na, toh log bahut gusse me hain!

    Mother- Ek kam kro Meri sari pehnkar jao, koi nhi pehchanega.

    Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.

    1 GIRL-Hi, Dhoni how r u?

    Dhoni get shocked- Apko kaise pata chala?

    GIRL- Abe saale…, Mai Ishant hoon …

  2. manish kmr says:

    Tring Tring..

    Sachin: Hello..

    Rohit Sharma: Bhau match dekhe kya?
    Hahahahahahhehehehehhohohooh

    Sachin: :D:D

    Rohit: Bhau baad mein fone karta hun

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