Hum Ticket Nahi Lete

Ek 6 Feet Ka Lamba Choda Pehalwaan Bas Mein Ja Raha Tha.

Conductor Uske Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Saab Ticket Dikhao?”

Pehalwaan: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete.”

Conductor Uska Shareer, Uske Dole Dekh Kar Ghabra Gaya Aur Shaanti Se Aage Nikal Gaya.

Lekin Ye Baat Conductor Ke Dil Par Lag Gayi Aur Usne Gym Join Kar Liya.

Har Roz Wo Uss Pehalwaan Se Ticket Ke Liye Poochhta Aur Har Baar Pehalwaan Kehta: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete.”

Iss Baat Ko 5-6 Mahine Ho Gaye Aur Ab Conductor Bhi Lamba, Choda Aur Tagda Ho Gaya.

Agle Din Conductor: “Haan Bai, Ticket Le Le.”

Pehalwaan Apni Usi Awaaz Mein: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete”

Conductor Chhati Chodi Karke Aur Dole Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kyon Be, Kyon Nahi Lete?

Pehalwaan: “Pass Banwa Rakha Hai, Isliye Nahi Lete.

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