27 Dec 2014 - Pathan's Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.
She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note...
That Said: "The Buttons Of The Sweat
18 Dec 2014 - Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,
Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi
"Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu.
23 Nov 2014 - Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: "Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho"
Vakeel: "Tum Chinta Mat Karo"
Court Ke Baad
Mujrim: "Kya Hua?"
Pat
22 Nov 2014 - Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki.
Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola.
Taxi Driver: "Lo Sahab, Hum Pahu
21 Nov 2014 - Ek Baar Samundri Jahaz Par 300 Pathan Safar Kar Rahe The,
Lekin Hairani Ki Baat Hai Ki Sare Ke Sare Mar Gaye,
Kaise?
Khas Kuch Nahi, Bas Ship
01 Nov 2014 - Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,
Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bo
22 Oct 2014 - Pathan Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Poochta Hai.
Pathan: "O Yara, Tu Ek Message Do-Do Baar Kyun Bhejta Hai?"
Santa: "Kar Di Na Pathano Wali Baat O
28 Sep 2014 - Ek Baar Ek Khan Hotel Mein Room Book Karwa Raha Hota Hai,
Aur Receptionist Waiter Ko Khan Ke Kamare Tak Pahunchane Ke Liye Kehti Hai, Waiter Khan K
20 Sep 2014 - Highway Par Police Ne Khan Ko Pakad Liya Aur Pucha.
Police: "Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyu Ja Rahe Ho?"
Khan: "Sir, Aap Logo Bhi Kamal Karte Ho Khud H
