10 Apr 2014 - Ek Baar Ek Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: "Agar Amrud Mein Se Keeda Nikla To?"
Pathan: "To Saaf Baat Hai, Hum Keede Ke Ala
05 Apr 2014 - Pathan Ko Drip Lagi. Jab Drip End Hone Lagi To Ussne Apne Bhai Se Kaha.
Pathan: "Jao Sister Ko Bula Ke Lao"
Bhai Gaya Aur Teen Din Ke Baad Pesha
03 Apr 2014 - Pathan Apne Bete Ko Kisi Baat Par Samjha Raha Thha, Aur Bola.
Pathan: "Oye Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Ka Puttar Hai"
Beta Khush Hote Hue: "Abba Ji, Acha
30 Mar 2014 - Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai.
Pathan: "I Love You"
Ladki: "Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumhein?"
Pathan: "Lo Kar Baat,
27 Mar 2014 - Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.
Santa: "Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi B
07 Jul 2013 - Polio Team Jaise Hi Pathan Ke Ghar Ke Samne Pahunchi Unko Dekh Pathan Chilla Kar Bola
Pathan: "Begam, Bandooq Aur Kartoos Kahan Hai?"
Team Ne Ja
16 Jun 2013 - Ek Pathan Apni Bhabhi Ko Khoob Maar Raha Tha.
Aas-Paas Ke Logon Ne Puchha: "Tum Apni Bhabhi Ko Kyun Maar Rahe Ho?"
Pathan: "Hamara Bhabhi Achhi
22 Apr 2013 - Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li.
Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baith
07 Mar 2013 - Ek Dafa Pathan Khudkhushi Par Bahas Kar Raha Tha.
Pathan Jazbati Ho Kar Kahne Laga.
Pathan: "Khudkushi Haram Hai, Kufar Hai, Gunah Hai, Zulm Hai
