Pathan Jokes – Funny SMS in Urdu & Hindi
Baat Hamesha Puri Sun Ni Chahiye
Polio Team Jaise Hi Pathan Ke Ghar Ke Samne Pahunchi Unko Dekh Pathan Chilla Kar Bola
Pathan: "Begam, Bandooq Aur Kartoos Kahan Hai?"
Team Ne Ja
Ek Pathan Apni Bhabhi Ko Khoob Maar Raha Tha.
Aas-Paas Ke Logon Ne Puchha: "Tum Apni Bhabhi Ko Kyun Maar Rahe Ho?"
Pathan: "Hamara Bhabhi Achhi
Pathan Kisi Ke Liye Nahi Rukte
Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li.
Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baith
Sari Zindagi Nikal Gayi Sochne Mein
Ek Pathan Poori Zindagi,
Sochta Raha,
Sochta Raha,
Sochta Raha,
Aur
Sochte-Sochte Mar Gaya,
Ke Agar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To Mere
Ek Dafa Pathan Khudkhushi Par Bahas Kar Raha Tha.
Pathan Jazbati Ho Kar Kahne Laga.
Pathan: "Khudkushi Haram Hai, Kufar Hai, Gunah Hai, Zulm Hai
Pathan’s Wife Trick Is Awesome
Pathan's Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.
She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note...
That Said: "The Buttons Of The Sweat
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Kyu Maari?
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,
Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi
"Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu.
Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?
Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki.
Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola.
Taxi Driver: "Lo Sahab, Hum Pahu
Aakhir Pathan Mare To Mare Kaise?
Ek Baar Samundri Jahaz Par 300 Pathan Safar Kar Rahe The,
Lekin Hairani Ki Baat Hai Ki Sare Ke Sare Mar Gaye,
Kaise?
Khas Kuch Nahi, Bas Ship
Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: "Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho"
Vakeel: "Tum Chinta Mat Karo"
Court Ke Baad
Mujrim: "Kya Hua?"
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