22 Aug 2016 - Pathan Apne Bete Ko Kisi Baat Par Samjha Raha Thha, Aur Bola. Pathan: "Oye Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Ka Puttar Hai" Beta Khush Hote Hue: "Abba Ji, Acha
17 Aug 2016 - Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: "Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho" Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Tha
30 Jul 2016 - Pathan Ki Dukan Pe Likha Tha: "Udhaar Sirf Assi Se Nabbe Saal Ki Umar Ke Logon Ko Diya Jayega, Woh Bhi Unn Ke Maa Baap Se Pooch Kar"
15 Jul 2016 - Pathan Bus Stop Per Khade Kisi Aadmi Se Puchta Hai. Pathan: "Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Kon Si Bus Jayegi?" Aadmi: "21 No." 4 Ghante Baad Wo Aadm
28 Jun 2016 - Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di, Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi "Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu.
22 Jun 2016 - Polio Team Jaise Hi Pathan Ke Ghar Ke Samne Pahunchi Unko Dekh Pathan Chilla Kar Bola Pathan: "Begam, Bandooq Aur Kartoos Kahan Hai?" Team Ne Ja
16 Jun 2016 - Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: "Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho" Vakeel: "Tum Chinta Mat Karo" Court Ke Baad Mujrim: "Kya Hua?" Pat
11 Jun 2016 - Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li. Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baith
11 Jun 2016 - Teacher Class Mein Pathan Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: "Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?" Pathan: "North Waziristan" Teacher: "Iss Ki Spelling Batao"
30 May 2016 - Pathan Ko Uss Ke Baap Ne Shaadi Ke Baad Suhagrat Par Gun Di Aur Kaha Baap: "Agar Teri Biwi Kunwari Hui Toh Ek Hawai Fire Karna, Na Hui To Usay Goli