25 May 2017 - Pathan Ki Dukan Pe Likha Tha: "Udhaar Sirf Assi Se Nabbe Saal Ki Umar Ke Logon Ko Diya Jayega, Woh Bhi Unn Ke Maa Baap Se Pooch Kar"
23 May 2017 - Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai. Pathan: "I Love You" Ladki: "Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumhein?" Pathan: "Lo Kar Baat,
19 May 2017 - Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa. Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: "Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?" Pathan: "Hum Ko Kya Pata
27 Apr 2017 - Ek Pathan Apni Bhabhi Ko Khoob Maar Raha Tha. Aas-Paas Ke Logon Ne Puchha: "Tum Apni Bhabhi Ko Kyun Maar Rahe Ho?" Pathan: "Hamara Bhabhi Achhi
25 Apr 2017 - Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki. Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola. Taxi Driver: "Lo Sahab, Hum Pahu
07 Apr 2017 - Highway Par Police Ne Khan Ko Pakad Liya Aur Pucha. Police: "Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyu Ja Rahe Ho?" Khan: "Sir, Aap Logo Bhi Kamal Karte Ho Khud H
21 Mar 2017 - Pathan Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Poochta Hai. Pathan: "O Yara, Tu Ek Message Do-Do Baar Kyun Bhejta Hai?" Santa: "Kar Di Na Pathano Wali Baat O
12 Mar 2017 - Polio Team Jaise Hi Pathan Ke Ghar Ke Samne Pahunchi Unko Dekh Pathan Chilla Kar Bola Pathan: "Begam, Bandooq Aur Kartoos Kahan Hai?" Team Ne Ja
24 Feb 2017 - Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di, Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi "Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu.
15 Feb 2017 - Teacher Class Mein Pathan Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: "Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?" Pathan: "North Waziristan" Teacher: "Iss Ki Spelling Batao"