Funny Question Answer Jokes, SMS & Sawal Jawab
Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity
Question: "Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?"
Answer: "Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai."
Class Mein Teacher Sab Bacho Se Puchti Hai Tum Bade Ho Kar Kya-Kya Banoge,
Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai Aur Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: "Acha Santa
Shadi Ke Din Dulha Kya Sochta Hai?
Wedding Is The Only Day,
When A Boy Stand On The Stage,
And Watched Other Girls Dressed Beautifully And Think
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"Itne Din Yeh Sab
Which Animal Has Good Manners?
Question: "Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners?"
Answer: "Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming Inside Mei Aau."
What Are The Most Power Full Three Words... Other Than "I Love You"?
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"Salary Is Credited"
Jab Pappu Paida Hua To Santa Doctor Se Salah Lene Gaya Ki Bacho Ki Care Kese Ki Jaye.
Doctor: "Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Boil Kar Lena Chahiye"
Teachar Class Mein Bachon Ko Padhate Hue Puchti Hai.
Teacher: "Batao Bachon Football Male Hai Ya Female?"
Sonu: "Mam, Male"
Chinki: "Mam, Gal
How Do You Differentiate Wife & Mother?
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "Wife" & "Mother"?
Santa: Before Marriage We Sleep With "Mother" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "Wife
Lo madam Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata
Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: "Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshn
Difference Between A Good Lawyer & A Great Lawyer?
Question: "What's The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer?"
Answer: "A Good Lawyer Knows The Law And A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge
