Funny Question Answer Jokes, SMS & Sawal Jawab
Secret Of Happy And Satisfied Married Life?
Grand Son: "What Is The Secret Of Happy And Satisfied Married Life?"
Grand Father: "My Dear, It Is Still A Secret"
Ladkiya Vidayi Pe Kyu Roti Hai?
Ladkiya Shadi Ke Din Vidayi Pe Zor Zor Se Kyu Roti Hai?
Kyunki Vo Apne Maa Baap Se Ro Ke Shikayat Karti Hai Ki
Itne Saal Intezar Ke Baad Dulha M
Ladkiya Dusri Ladkiyo Ko Gift Mein Perfumes, Ear Rings, Jeans, Tops Ya Choclates Deti Hai.
Aur Ladke
"Ye Le Ladki Ka Number, Bas Mera Naam Nahi
Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha
Madam: "Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?"
Ladka: "Hathi"
Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa G
Aapki ZIndagi Mein Kiski Kami Hai?
Agar App Pareshan Hai?
Nind Nahi Aati?
Sukoon Nahi Hai?
Kisi Kaam Mein Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta?
Hamesha Bechaini Si Rahti Ho,
To Aap Ki Zind
Ladki Ki Zindagi Kaisi Gujarti Hai?
Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Ladkiyo Ke Upar Kahi Gayi Ek Baat, Jo Ki Sach Hai
Ladki Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash Mein,
Aur Baki Ki Aadhi Husbnd Ki
Fir Bhi Bechara Bukh Se Mar Gaya
Ek Chuhe Ne Poora Suit Kutar Kar Kha Liya,
Phir Bhi Bhukh Se Mar Gaya, Batao Kyu?
Kyun Ki Wo Suit Mallika Sherawat Ka Tha.
Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity
Question: "Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?"
Answer: "Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai."
Class Mein Teacher Sab Bacho Se Puchti Hai Tum Bade Ho Kar Kya-Kya Banoge,
Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai Aur Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: "Acha Santa
Shadi Ke Din Dulha Kya Sochta Hai?
Wedding Is The Only Day,
When A Boy Stand On The Stage,
And Watched Other Girls Dressed Beautifully And Think
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"Itne Din Yeh Sab
