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05 Mar 2021 - Santa Singh Call Obama: "I Want To Be The President Of America"
Obama: "Are You Stupid?"
Santa Singh: "Is It Necessary?"
04 Mar 2021 - Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya"
Banta Hairani Se: "Ach
03 Mar 2021 - Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha,
Teacher: "5 - 5, Kitne Hue?"
Santa Chup Chaap Baitha Raha Aur Kuchh Nahi Bola,
To Teacher Ne Desi Tareek
27 Feb 2021 - Santa Railway Station Pe Station Master Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: "Express Kitne Baje Aati Hai?"
Station Master: "9 Baje"
Santa: "Local?"
Stat
27 Feb 2021 - Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,
Ladki Gusse Se Boli: "BadTamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai?"
Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: "Ji, Punjab Univ
25 Feb 2021 - Santa Banta Se Kaafi Time Baad Milne Aaya.
Santa: "Or Bhai Banta Koi Ladki Phansayi Tune Ya Nahi?"
Banta: "Yaar Ladki To Maine Phansa Hi Li Thi,
22 Feb 2021 - After An Accident:
Driver Angrily: "I Showed You The Headlights And Told You To Let Me Go First"
Santa: "I Also Started The Wipers And Said No.
22 Feb 2021 - Ek Aurat Police Station Jati Hai Aur Police Inspector Se Bolti Hai.
Biwi: "Mera Pati Ek Hafte Pahle Aalu Lene Gaya Tha Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaya"
21 Feb 2021 - Santa Aapne Dost (Banta) Se Sharaab Peekar Baatein Kar Raha Tha.
Santa 4 Peg Pee Kar Bola: "Yaar Ek Baat To Badiya Hui Ki Main India Mein Paida Hua
20 Feb 2021 - Santa Dentist Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehta Hai,
Santa: "Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Daant Nikaal Sakte Ho?"
Doctor: "Nahi."
Santa: "Main Ni
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Top Santa Banta Jokes
- Doctor To Santa Ka Bhi Baap Nikla
- Akal Badi Ya Bhains?
- Kya Saza Di Santa Ne Kutte Ko
- India Bahut Fast Hai.
- India Mein Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Padti Hai
- Biwi Bahut Hi Mazak Karti Hai
- Cheating Karne Ka Sabse Achha Tarika
- Petrol Khatam Hone Pe Kya Kare?
- Sher Ke Bachhe Fir Kya Karte Hai?
- Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
- Himmat Hai To Ek Ek Karke Aao
- Fadu Joke Of The Year – Santa Aur Doctor
- Syani Beti Ka Syana Baap
- Worth A Fight
- Bachho Ki Care Kaisi Ki Jaye?
- Which Is The Oldest Animal In World?
- Those Stars Are To Protect You
- Bridge Aur Problem Ka Solution
- Item To Vakiye Hi Gajab Ki Thhi
- Sardar Dekha Nahi, Ki Mazak Shuru