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31 Mar 2020 - Ek Baar Santa Ke Sapne Mein Bhagwan Ji Aate Hai Woh Santa Se Puchte Hai.
Bhagwan Ji: "Bole Kya Chahiye?"
Santa: "Mere Pass Paison Se Bhara Baag
30 Mar 2020 - Santa Ke Pet Ka Operation Hone Wala Thha, OT Jane se Pehle Apni Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: "Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Tum, Isi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena"
30 Mar 2020 - Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.
Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Google Singh"
Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naa
28 Mar 2020 - Santa Traffic Police Ke Interview Ke Liye Gaya.
Inspector ne Puchha: "Ek Aadmi Gadhe Ki Sawari Karta Hua Road Se Ja Raha Hai, Aur Usne Helmet Nahi
27 Mar 2020 - Santa Railway Station Pe Station Master Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: "Express Kitne Baje Aati Hai?"
Station Master: "9 Baje"
Santa: "Local?"
Stat
26 Mar 2020 - Santa Was Walking On The Road.
Suddenly A Crow Shits On Santa And Fly Away,
Santa Shouts: "Saale Chaddi Nahi Pehnta Kya?"
Crow Shouts Back: "
25 Mar 2020 - Ek Gadhe Ne Santa Ko Laat Mar Di, Aur Baag Gaya.
Santa Ko Bada Gussa Aya Vo Bhi Uske Piche Piche Baagne Laga.
Bhagte Bhagte Usko Raste Mein Ek Z
25 Mar 2020 - Railway Interviewer To Santa.
Interviewer: "Agar Do Gaadiyaan Ek Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge?"
Santa: "Jee, Red Light Dikhaunga"
Interviewe
24 Mar 2020 - Santa Road Par Chal Raha Tha Raaste Mein Use Ek Bhikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: "Aye Bhai Ek Rupaya De De, Teen Din Se Bhukha Hoon"
Santa: "Teen Din Se
21 Mar 2020 - Santa Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasuraal Ja Raha Tha,
Jab Wo Station Par Pahuncha To Train Aa Chuki Thi,
Santa Jaldi Se Ek Dibbe Mein Chadd Gaya.
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- Biwi Bahut Hi Mazak Karti Hai
- Bhiga Bhiga Sa Hai Sab Kuch
- Kar Di Na Pathano Wali Baat
- Murgiyo Ki Tange Choti Kyu Hoti Hai?
- Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo
- Santa Ki Biwi Bhi Akal Se Paidal Hai
- Meri Pyari Madam
- Sharaab Peene Ka Nuksan
- Budhiya Kahaan Gayi
- Sharab Chudvana Koi Mushkil Kam Thode Hai
- Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?
- Paise Kaise Bachaye, Santa Se Sikhe
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- Santa Ko Sharam Thode Hai
- Beemar Hi To Doctor Ke Pass Jaate Hai
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