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02 Jul 2020 - Santa Dukhi Hokar Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Banta Se Bolta Hai.
Santa: "Yaar, Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Talak Chahiye"
Banta: "Lekin Kyu Akh
01 Jul 2020 - Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai"
Banta Hairani Se: "Wo Kaise?"
Sant
30 Jun 2020 - Ek Baar Ek Budhiya Mar Gayi,
Uski Beti Zor-Zor Se Rone Lagi Aur Boli,
Beti: "Amma Kaha Gayi Tu, Jaha Na Dhoop-Na Chaanv, Na Roti-Na Sabzi, Na Bi
29 Jun 2020 - Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.
Doctor: "Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?"
Santa: "Hoga, Jaroor Hog
28 Jun 2020 - Ek Bhudiya Cinema Haal Mein Cold Drink Ki Bottle Le Ke Baithi Thi.
Bottle Ko Kabhi 15 Minute Baad Munh Lagati To Kabhi 20 Minute Baad.
Bhudiya K
28 Jun 2020 - Santa Was Walking On The Road.
Suddenly A Crow Shits On Santa And Fly Away,
Santa Shouts: "Saale Chaddi Nahi Pehnta Kya?"
Crow Shouts Back: "
27 Jun 2020 - Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha
Santa: "Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte"
Dost: "Kya
25 Jun 2020 - Ek Bar Santa Sadak Ki Side Pe Potty Kar Raha Thha.
Do Police Walo Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Pakad Ke Hawalat Mein Le Jane Lage
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur
24 Jun 2020 - Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
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19 Jun 2020 - Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: "Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?"
Santa: "Eagle."
Teacher: "Agar Cheel Beemar
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Top Santa Banta Jokes
- Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
- Aakhir Santa Itna Kyu Roya?
- Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai
- Hum Jaisa Ameer Aur Kahan?
- Naai Ho To Santa Jaisa
- Is Sawaal Ka Jawaab Koi Bhi Nahi De Sakta
- Bada Sa Gift Girlfriend Ke Liye
- Grahak Ko Kabhi Khali Na Jane Do
- Meri Pyari Madam
- Budhiya Kahaan Gayi
- Sher Ke Bachhe Fir Kya Karte Hai?
- Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?
- Isliye Santa Pe Jokes Bante Hai
- 100 Rupaye Akhir 100 Rupaye Hote Hai
- Aadatein Kabhi Nahi Jaati, Na Iski Gayi
- Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
- Hamesha Dusro Ki Madad Karo
- Daru Chadne Ki Nishani Kya Hai
- Aakhir Ye Baj Kyu Nahi Raha?
- Sach Mein Santa Se Smart Koi Nahi.