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21 Feb 2019 - Santa Ka Ek Padosi China Se Tha, Kafi Time Se Ek Sath Rahne Se Aana Jaana Ho Gaya Unka.
Par Beemari Ki Wajah Se Shadi Ke Ek Saal Baad Hi Bechare Ch
20 Feb 2019 - Santa Ne Banta Se Ek Sawaal Puchha.
Santa: "Aisi Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jo Laal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai?"
Banta: "Telephone."
Santa: "Galat Ja
20 Feb 2019 - Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se Puchha
Angrej: "India Mein Sabse Jyada Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"
Santa: "Before 8 P.M. Kashmir Mein, After 8
19 Feb 2019 - Titanic Jahaaz Doob Raha Tha.
Ek Angrej Ne Santa Se Poocha: "Yahan Se Zameen Kitni Door Hai?"
Santa: "4 Km."
Angrej Ye Sunte Hi Samudar Mein
18 Feb 2019 - Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: "Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Santa: "Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Sta
15 Feb 2019 - Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi.
Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya
Kyu K
12 Feb 2019 - Santa Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States
Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.
11 Feb 2019 - Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.
Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: "Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?"
Sant
10 Feb 2019 - Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya.
Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai"
Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke Paas Kutta Hai?"
Santa: "H
09 Feb 2019 - Petrol Ke Rate Badne Ke Baad Santa Scootar Leke Petrol Pump Gaya.
Salesman: "Kitne Ka Daalu?"
Santa: "Abe 2-4 Rs Ka Iske Upar Spray Kar De, Aag
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Top Santa Banta Jokes
- Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?
- Staff Ki Koi Value Hi Nahi Hai Is Office Mein
- Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai
- India Mein Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Padti Hai
- Bhiga Bhiga Sa Hai Sab Kuch
- Peg Peene Walo Ko To Bahana Chahiye
- Santa Is Really A SmartAss
- Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Naukri Se Nikal Diya
- Grahak Ko Kabhi Khali Na Jane Do
- Is Sawaal Ka Jawaab Koi Bhi Nahi De Sakta
- Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?
- Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
- Paise Kaise Bachaye, Santa Se Sikhe
- Santa’s Interview In Traffic Police
- Mera Beta Bada Hokar Kya Banega?
- Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti
- Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
- Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?
- Shukar Kar Ek Saal Chal Gayi
- Syani Beti Ka Syana Baap