Santa Banta Jokes, Sardar & Punjabi Funny Jokes
Santa Shampoo Lene Market Gaya. Dukandar Se Bola.
Santa: "Bhaiya, Dove Ka Shampoo Dena"
Dukandar: "Ye Lo"
Santa: "Mere Shampoo Ke Saath Wala
Ek Baar Exam Mein Question Aaya Hips Par Essay Likho?
To Santa Apni Pent Khol Kar Hips Dekh Raha Tha.
Tabhi Ek Bache Ne Zor Se Bola: "Mam Dekho,
Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
Santa Bhi Bola: "Hume Apne
Bhole Santa Ko Har Koi Lootta Hai
Santa Sheeshe Wale Ki Dukan Par Shisha Kharidne Gaya.
Santa: "Mujhe Mazboot Shisha Do"
Dukandar: "Ye Lijiye Shisha"
Santa: "Guarntee To Hai N
Santa Road Par Chal Raha Tha Raaste Mein Use Ek Bhikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: "Aye Bhai Ek Rupaya De De, Teen Din Se Bhukha Hoon"
Santa: "Teen Din Se
Ek Baar Santa Bullet Chala Raha Tha, Sath Se Ek Activa Wali Ladki Gujri.
Santa: "Kabhi Bullet Chalai Hai?"
Ladki Activa Tej Karke Aage Nikal Gay
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: "Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La"
Patni: "Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nah
Ek Aurat Police Station Jati Hai Aur Police Inspector Se Bolti Hai.
Biwi: "Mera Pati Ek Hafte Pahle Aalu Lene Gaya Tha Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaya"
Sardaro Par Jokes Isliye Bante Hai
Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: "Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?"
Santa: "Lassi Bana Raha Hoon"
Banta Gusse Se: "Isliye Log Ham
Santa Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasuraal Ja Raha Tha,
Jab Wo Station Par Pahuncha To Train Aa Chuki Thi,
Santa Jaldi Se Ek Dibbe Mein Chadd Gaya.
