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28 Sep 2020 - Santa Valentine Par Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta Hai,
Santa: "Yaar Maine Apni Girl Friend Ko Valentine's Gift Dena Hai, Kya Doon?"
Banta: "Gold Ri
27 Sep 2020 - After An Accident:
Driver Angrily: "I Showed You The Headlights And Told You To Let Me Go First"
Santa: "I Also Started The Wipers And Said No.
26 Sep 2020 - Santa Ek Bar Plane Mein Jaa Raha Tha To Usko Laga Ki Usko Ulti Aane Wali Hai.
Woh Air Hostess Ko Vomit Bag Lane Ko Kehta Hai.
Air Hostess Bag Le
26 Sep 2020 - Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya, Bahar Garmi Bahut Pad Rahi Thi, Aate Hi Preeto Se Bola
Santa: "Paani Pila De"
Preeto: "Kyun Pyaas Lagi Hai?"
26 Sep 2020 - Doctor: "I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor"
Santa (Jumps In Joy): "Yesss"
Doctor: "Did You Understand What I Just Told You?"
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22 Sep 2020 - Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha,
Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti"
Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon"
22 Sep 2020 - Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,
Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bo
21 Sep 2020 - Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: "Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?"
Dusri: "Mujhe Cr
21 Sep 2020 - Santa Railway Station Pe Station Master Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: "Express Kitne Baje Aati Hai?"
Station Master: "9 Baje"
Santa: "Local?"
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19 Sep 2020 - Santa Train Mein Poori Seat Gher Ke Lata Hua Tha.
Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: "Bhai Thoda Seedha Ho Jaa, Mujhe Bhi Baithna Hai."
Santa: "Tujhe Pata
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Top Santa Banta Jokes
- Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?
- Doctor To Santa Ka Bhi Baap Nikla
- Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai
- Is Duniya Mein Kitne Desh Hai?
- Kya Saza Di Santa Ne Kutte Ko
- Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Naukri Se Nikal Diya
- Bada Sa Gift Girlfriend Ke Liye
- Santa Ki Biwi Bhi Akal Se Paidal Hai
- Budhiya Kahaan Gayi
- Balance Dalwate Waqt Is Baat Ka Khayal Rakho
- Biwi Ki Chinta Aakhir Kisko Hai
- Doctor Ki Dawayi To Vakiye Hi Kamal Ki Thi
- Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
- Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti
- Safar Lamba Tha, Thakan To Honi Hi Thi
- Maan-Baap Ka Kya Hai?
- Santa Also Have A Brain
- Aakhir Ye Baj Kyu Nahi Raha?
- Kar Le Tune Jo Karna Hai
- Bade Hokar Kya Banoge?