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16 Jan 2020 - Santa Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakha Aur Dheere Se Bola.
Santa: "I Love You"
Girlfriend: "Zor Se Bolo"
Santa: "Jai Mata Di"
14 Jan 2020 - Jaisa Ki Aaj 15 August Hai, Har Aadmi Ki Tarha Santa Ne Bhi Socha Ki Vo Bhi Manaye.
India Ka Flag Lene Vo Ek Dukan Par Pahuncha, Par Dukandar Ne Us
14 Jan 2020 - Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya, Bahar Garmi Bahut Pad Rahi Thi, Aate Hi Preeto Se Bola
Santa: "Paani Pila De"
Preeto: "Kyun Pyaas Lagi Hai?"
12 Jan 2020 - Santa Traffic Police Ke Interview Ke Liye Gaya.
Inspector ne Puchha: "Ek Aadmi Gadhe Ki Sawari Karta Hua Road Se Ja Raha Hai, Aur Usne Helmet Nahi
11 Jan 2020 - Santa Was Walking On The Road.
Suddenly A Crow Shits On Santa And Fly Away,
Santa Shouts: "Saale Chaddi Nahi Pehnta Kya?"
Crow Shouts Back: "
10 Jan 2020 - Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Ek Sawal Puchha
Teacher: "Murgiyo Ki Tange Choti Kyu Hoti Hai Batao?"
Santa: "Sir Agar Murgiyo Ki Tange Lambi Ho
09 Jan 2020 - Santa Ke Mobile Pe Ek SMS Aaya
"Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?"
Santa Ne Reply Kiya: "Nahi Main To Ghar Par Hi Hoon, Kyun Koi Kaam Tha Kya?
07 Jan 2020 - Ek Din Santa Banta Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Banta Ki Taang Par Plaster Chada Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: "Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Teri Taang Pe?"
Banta
06 Jan 2020 - Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: "Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain"
Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Wa
06 Jan 2020 - Santa Ek Baar TV Lene Bazaar Mein Gaya, Salesman Ne Dekha Ki Ye To Santa Hai Isko Bevkoof Bana Ke Loota Jaaye.
Santa: "Yeh TV Ka Rate Kya Hai?"
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Top Santa Banta Jokes
- Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?
- Aakhir Santa Itna Kyu Roya?
- Santa Ki Bakri Ne Anda Diya, Par Kaise?
- Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai
- Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Naukri Se Nikal Diya
- Murgiyo Ki Tange Choti Kyu Hoti Hai?
- Santa Ki Biwi Bhi Akal Se Paidal Hai
- Sher Ke Bachhe Fir Kya Karte Hai?
- Pandit Ji Ki Choti Ka Raaj
- Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?
- Biwi Ki Bewafayi Aur Santa Ki Bevkoofiya
- Santa’s Interview In Traffic Police
- Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge?
- Mera Beta Bada Hokar Kya Banega?
- Santa Ki Biwi Ka Operation
- Galti Karti Hai Ab Bhugtega Bhi
- Baat To Laakh Rupye Ki Kahi Pappu Ne
- Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?
- Ise Aap Modern Art Kehte Hai?
- Are You Married?