Santa Banta Jokes, Sardar & Punjabi Funny Jokes
Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Banta Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya.
Interviewer Ne Banta Se Puchha: "Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?"
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Is Sawaal Ka Jawaab Koi Bhi Nahi De Sakta
Santa Ne Banta Se Ek Sawaal Puchha.
Santa: "Aisi Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jo Laal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai?"
Banta: "Telephone."
Santa: "Galat Ja
Santa To Maths Mein Pakka Paas Hai
Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha,
Teacher: "5 - 5, Kitne Hue?"
Santa Chup Chaap Baitha Raha Aur Kuchh Nahi Bola,
To Teacher Ne Desi Tareek
Santa Do Cigarette Ek Saath Pee Raha Tha.
Sanat Ki Biwi (Preeto) Santa Ke Paas Aayi Aur Boli: "Do Cigarette Kyu Peete Ho?"
Santa: "Dost Ki Bad
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Ke Din Apni Wife (Preeto) Ke Liye Gulaab Ka Phool Le Kar Aaya.
Preeto: "Mujhe Ye Nahi Chahiye, Koi Sonay Ki Cheez D
Santa Ka Padosi Ek Din Santa Ke Paas Aaya Aur Puchhta Hai
Padosi: "Yaar Santa, Tere Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaaz Aati Hai, Yaar Humein Bhi To Bat
Santa Aur Banta Ki Kaafi Jumm Ke Thukayi Hui.
Par Kyun?
Kyun Ki Dono Ek Birthday Party Mein Muft Ka Khana Khaate Hue Pakde Gaye Aur Puchne Pe Ja
Santa Apne Boss Ki Ladki Se Pyaar Kar Baitha Aur
Ek Din Apne Boss Ke Paas Shaadi Ka Proposal Le Kar Gaya.
Santa: "Sir, Mujhe Aapki Beti Se Shaad
Santa Ke Upar Bijli Ki Nangi Taar Gir Gayi.
Wo Bechara Tadap-Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki,
Usko Yaad Aaya Ki Light To 2 Din Se Band Hai.
San
Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha.
Girlfriend: "Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?"
Santa: "Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond
