25 Jul 2014 - Santa Banta Se: "Mere Dada Ji Ne 1857 Wali Jung Mein 50 Dushmano Ki Tangein Kaat Di Thi" Banta Hairan Hokar: "Achha, Arrey Wah, Par Gardane Kyu Nah
22 Jul 2014 - Santa Apne Bachho Pappu Aur Chinki Ko Maar Raha Tha. Padosi Ne Pucha: "Arrey Bhai Sahab Kyu Bacho Pe Julam Kar Rahe Ho, Esa Kya Ho Gaya?" Santa
20 Jul 2014 - Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha Santa: "Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte" Dost: "Kya
20 Jul 2014 - Santa Bus Mein Jaa Raha Tha, Bus Driver Ne Zor Se Brake Mari To Ek Ladki Se Santa Ko Dhakka Lag Gaya. Ladki: "Sir, I Am Sorry." Santa With Smile
20 Jul 2014 - Santa Purchased A New Mobile And Was Sitting In A Bar, His Cellular Phone Rings. He Picks It Up And Says: "Hello, How Did You Know I Was Here?"
19 Jul 2014 - Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai. Teacher: "Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshn
19 Jul 2014 - Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: "Kya Hua?"
19 Jul 2014 - Santa At Railway Station To Other People: "Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?" One Said: "Yes I Did" Santa: "Well, It's Your Lucky
18 Jul 2014 - Dress Code For A Party Is "Black Ties Only". Santa Goes For The Party & Is Surprised To See That The Other Guests Are Wearing Suits Also.
17 Jul 2014 - Ek Baar Santa Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Market Gaye. Dukandaar Ne Pucha, Dukandaar: "Aapko Kis Size Ki Chappal Chahiye, Bina Size Ke Mein Cha