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17 Oct 2018 - Ek Baar Santa Ke Sapne Mein Bhagwan Ji Aate Hai Woh Santa Se Puchte Hai.
Bhagwan Ji: "Bole Kya Chahiye?"
Santa: "Mere Pass Paison Se Bhara Baag
16 Oct 2018 - Science Kehti Hai Ki: "Paani Ko Ubalne Se Paani Ke Kitaanu Marr Jate Hain."
Lekin Santa Ka Kahna Hai Ki "Kitaanu Marne Ke Baad Unki Dead Bodies To
16 Oct 2018 - Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya.
Mechanic Bola: "Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon?"
Santa: "Nahi Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De Warna Phir Problem
15 Oct 2018 - Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki
Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.
13 Oct 2018 - Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi Ki Rasm Ka Pura Maja Le Rahi Thhi.
1st Sali: "Jiju, Main To 1100 Lungi"
2nd Sali: "Main 2100 Lungi"
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12 Oct 2018 - Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhone Lagta To Baarish Aa Jati Thi, Pichle 5 Baar Se Aisa Hi Ho Raha Tha.
Ek Din Dhoop Nikli, Santa Ne Bhagwan Ka Shukriya Ada
10 Oct 2018 - Santa Class Mein Zor Zor Se Hass Rha Tha, Ek Ladka Bola Chup Ho Jao.
Santa: "Kyun, Tum Koun Ho?"
Ladka: "Main Class Ka Monitor Hoon"
Santa: "
08 Oct 2018 - Ek Bar Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.
Vaha Bethi Ladies Ek Dum Se Gabra Ke Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa Ne Unhe Dekha Aur Muskurate Hue Ka
07 Oct 2018 - Santa Ne Khush Hote Hue Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola
Santa: "Maine Ek Aisi Cheez Banai Hai, Jiske Sath Deewar Ke Aar-Paar Bhi Dekh Sakte Hai"
Banta H
07 Oct 2018 - Santa Ne Ek Number Milaya, To Aage Se Ek Computrizd Female Voice Aayi.
"Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai"
Santa: "Arrey Balance Ko Goli Maar J
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- Haye Itna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?
- Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai
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- Bhagwan Sab Dekhta Hai
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- Sharab Chudvana Koi Mushkil Kam Thode Hai
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- Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
- Beemar Hi To Doctor Ke Pass Jaate Hai
- 100 Rupaye Akhir 100 Rupaye Hote Hai
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- Moke Ka Fayda Utha Hi Liya
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- Bijli Walo Pe Testing To Galat Baat Hai
- Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
- Daru Chadne Ki Nishani Kya Hai