22 May 2016 - Santa Apne Bete (Pappu) Ko Paas Bitha Kar Kuchh Samjha Raha Tha. Santa: "Dekh Beta Pappu, Sharaab, Cigarette Aur Ladkiyan Hamare Jaan Ke Dushman Ha
21 May 2016 - Santa Kapde Ki Dukaan Pe Apne Liye Ek Kamij Ka Kapda Lene Gaya Santa: "Shirt Ke Liye Kapda Dikhaiye" Dukandaar: "Plain Mein Dikhaun?" Santa:
19 May 2016 - Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha. Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha. Santa : "Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai" Phir Patha
19 May 2016 - Santa Class Mein Zor Zor Se Hass Rha Tha, Ek Ladka Bola Chup Ho Jao. Santa: "Kyun, Tum Koun Ho?" Ladka: "Main Class Ka Monitor Hoon" Santa: "
19 May 2016 - Ek Admi Khada Apne Kaan Ko Chaabi (Key) Se Khujla Raha Tha. Santa Ne Usko Dekha, Kuch Socha Aur Uske Pass Jake Bola Santa: "Bhai Sahab, Agar Aap
17 May 2016 - Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila. Bhikhari: "Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do" Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: "Kya Tumhare Paas 50
15 May 2016 - Santa Was Spending Some Of His Hard-Earned Cash On A Luxury Cruise And Was Given A Table With A Frenchman. At Their First Meal Together, The French
15 May 2016 - Petrol Ke Rate Badne Ke Baad Santa Scootar Leke Petrol Pump Gaya. Salesman: "Kitne Ka Daalu?" Santa: "Abe 2-4 Rs Ka Iske Upar Spray Kar De, Aag
15 May 2016 - Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "Wife" & "Mother"? Santa: Before Marriage We Sleep With "Mother" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "Wife
14 May 2016 - Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Bathroom Ka Darwaja Khol Ke Naha Rahi Thi. Santa Bahar Se Aya Aur Usne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Puchha. Sant