31 Oct 2014 - Bank Lootne Ke Baad Daku Clerk Se, Daku: "Tumne Mujhe Dekha?" Clerk: Haan" Daku: "Shoot Him" Phir Cashier Se Pucha, Daku: "Aur Tumne?"
29 Oct 2014 - Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha. Banta: "Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?" Santa: "Lassi Bana Raha Hoon" Banta Gusse Se: "Isliye Log Ham
28 Oct 2014 - Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: "Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?" Santa: "Shahjhan Jitna" Preeto: "Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?
28 Oct 2014 - Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli. Biwi: "Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho" Santa: "Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Ga
26 Oct 2014 - Santa Ne English Sikhne Ki Class Join Kar Rahi Thhi, Ek Din Apne Ek Dost Ko Bola. Santa: "Tu Mujse Kuch Bhi Puch Le Mein Uska Angreji Mein Jawab Du
25 Oct 2014 - Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya, Bahar Garmi Bahut Pad Rahi Thi, Aate Hi Preeto Se Bola Santa: "Paani Pila De" Preeto: "Kyun Pyaas Lagi Hai?"
25 Oct 2014 - O Lord, Please Bless Me And Give Me Coffee In The Morning To Change The Things That I Can. And Whiskey In The Evening To Accept The Things That
25 Oct 2014 - Preeto Aur Santa Shadi Ki Paanchvi Salgirha Par Ghumne Ke Liye U.S.A Jaate Hai, Preeto Ko Anjan Desh Mein Dar Lagta Hai Aur Wo Santa Se Puchti Hai
24 Oct 2014 - Santa Valentine Par Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta Hai, Santa: "Yaar Maine Apni Girl Friend Ko Valentine's Gift Dena Hai, Kya Doon?" Banta: "Gold Ri
24 Oct 2014 - Santa Beemar Tha, Banta Uska Pata Lene Uske Ghar Gaya. Uske Ghar Pahunchte Hi Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha, Banta: "Oye Tu Doctor Ke Pass Jane Wala