Santa Banta Jokes, Sardar & Punjabi Funny Jokes
Ek Baar Santa Dukhi Ho Jata Hai Apne Upar Jokes Sun-Sun Kar.
Wo Apni Biwi Se Kehta Hai: "Mujhe Kuch Aisa Suna Jisme Main Shamil Na Hoon"
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Santa Ek Din Banta Ko Bata Raha Tha
Santa: "Yaar Kal Raat Maine Teen Ghante CD Player Par Ek English Movie Dekhi, Na Koi Scene Dikha Na Hi Koi Awaa
Mere Dada Ji Bahut Bahadur Thhe
Santa Banta Se: "Mere Dada Ji Ne 1857 Wali Jung Mein 50 Dushmano Ki Tangein Kaat Di Thi"
Banta Hairan Hokar: "Achha, Arrey Wah, Par Gardane Kyu Nah
Mene Bhi Ye Brand Nahi Suna Tha Kabhi
Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup Karvane Doctor Ke Pass Gaya, To Doctor Ne Puchha
Doctor: "Tum Konsa Sabun Use Karte Ho?"
Santa: "Ji, Gopal Soap"
Kya Aap Logo Ka Blood Group Bhi Same Hai?
Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.
Doctor: "Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?"
Santa: "Hoga, Jaroor Hog
Bank Lootne Ke Baad Daku Clerk Se,
Daku: "Tumne Mujhe Dekha?"
Clerk: Haan"
Daku: "Shoot Him"
Phir Cashier Se Pucha,
Daku: "Aur Tumne?"
Biwi Se Panga Soch Samajh Ke Lo
Doctor: "Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?"
Santa: "Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi"
Doctor: "To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete"
Santa: "Ji, Wahi To Kiya
Khushi Ke Maare Paagal Hi Ho Gaya
Santa Ke Jale Hue Lips Dekh Kar Banta Ne Hairani Se Puchha
Banta: "Oye Tere Lips Kaise Jal Gaye?"
Santa: "Yaar Wo Biwi Ko Station Choddne Gaya T
Aakhir Biwi Ne Gutne Tek Hi Diye
Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha
Santa: "Biwi Se Teri Ladai Khatam Hui?"
Banta: "Ghutne Tek Ke Mere Paas Aayi Thi"
Santa: "Achha, Fir Usne
Santa, Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The,
Tabhi Raste Mein Traffic Police Wale Ne Unhe Rokne Ke Liye Hath Diya.
Santa Bike Roke Bina H
