America Se Santa Ka Ek Dost India Gumne Aaya.
American: “Ye Kutub Minar Kitne Din Mein Bana Hai?”
Santa: “Ek Mahine Mein”
American: “Ye Hamare Mulk Mein To 2 Hafte Mein Ban Jata Hai”
Thoda Aage Jane Ke Baad Phir Puchha.
American: “Ye Lal Kila Kitne Din Mein Bana Hai?”
Santa: “Sirf Do Hafte Mein”
American: “Hamare Mulk Mein To 3 Dinon Mein Ban Jata Hai”
Taj Mahal Ke Paas Se Guzre To American Ne Puchha.
American: “Ye Taj-Mahal Kitne Din Mein Bana Hai ?”
Santa: “Main Khud Hairan Hoon Ki Kab Bana, Kal Shaam Ko To Nahi Tha“
Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
Jab taj mahal shyam tak nhi tha toh santa ka dost ko uska naam ksa pta chala
Kyunki wahaan board laga hua tha na
so nice
baha board laga huaa tha
ek raat main to suhagraat puri nahi hoti, to tajmahal kaise bna.
sab ka sath sab ka vikas
Very nice
Yeh h sahi chhap american par
america mein na Kutub Minar hai na Lal Kila hai.