Isse Kahte Hai Dimag

Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: “Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain

Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Waha Susu Kar Diya.

Fir Muskura Kar Bola: “Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya

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06 Jan 2020 17 Comments 5,093

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1 Diwaar Pr Likha Tha- Yha Kutte Susu Krte Hai. Santa Ne Waha Susu Kiya. Fir Muskura Kr Bola- Ise Khte Hai Dimag, Susu Mene Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aya.

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17 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    hehehehehe………..Bewkoof Santa…

    Santa (Banta se): Jab mai chota thha to Kutubminar se gir gaya thha.
    Banta (Santa se): Phir tu Mar gaya ya Bach gaya thha ??????
    Santa (Banta se) Mujhe yaad nahi kyuki tab mai bahut chota thha.

  2. Jay says:

    Santa (Banta se): Yaar kal meri Beti Chinki mere Bete Pappu ke Dost ke Sath Bhag gayi.

    Banta: Phir to Tujhko bahut yaad aati hogi uski ??????

    Santa: Haa yaar wo Pappu ka bahut accha dost thha …

  3. Priya says:

    bakwaas joke!!!!!
    Dear Friends 4 all of you:
    This Navratri,
    may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
    wealth as big as his stomach,
    Happiness as sweet as his ladoos,
    and
    may your troubles be as small as his mouse.
    HAPPY NAVRATRI to you and your family:):)
    MAA Durga fulfil all your dreams and bring happiness n peace..

  4. Jay says:

    (‘,’)/

    /)(

    /”\

    Lo wai arz kita a,

    5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,

    “wa wa wa”

    kya kehne hai,

    “5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,

    “O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.

  5. Asif says:

    Banta: yaar gali k awara kutto ne to mera jeena haram kar diya. Jab dekho tab mere ghar k compound me ghuskar bhokte rehte hain. Main to chain se so v nahi sakta.
    Santa: Are yaar, tu gate par “YAHAN KUTTO KA AANA MANA HAI” likh de, baat khatm.

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