Itna Pyaar Karti Ho Tum Apne Pati Se

Ek Aurat Police Station Mein Bhaagi-Bhaagi Report Likhwane Jaati Hai Aur Inspector Se Bolti Hai.

Aurat: “Mere Pati Kho Gaye Hai”

Inspector: “Kitne The 2 Ya 3?”
Aurat: “Nahi Ek Hi The, Par Main Aadar Karti Hun Isliye Tha Nahi Keh Sakti.”

Inspector: “Achha Aapke Pati Ki Unchayi Kitni Thi?”
Aurat: “Maine Kabhi Gour Nahi Kiya.”

Inspector: “Mote The Ya Patle?”
Aurat: “Patle Nahi The Par Mote Bhi Nahi The.”

Inspector: “Aankhon Ka Rang?”
Aurat: “Maine Kabhi Dhyaan Nahi Diya.”

Inspector: “Baalon Ka Rang?”
Aurat: “Kala Hi Hona Chahiye.”

Inspector: “Kya Pehna Hua Tha?”
Aurat: “Mujhe Theek Se Yaad Nahi Aa Raha.”

Inspector: “Kya Unke Saath Koi Aur Tha?”

Ye Sunte Hi Aurat Teji Se Boli: “Haan Unke Saath Mera Labrador Kutta Jacky Tha, Sone Ki Zanjeer Se Bandha Hua, Uski Unchayi 30-Inch Hai, Tandrust, Neeli Aankhein Bhoore Kale Baal, Uske Agle Ulte Per Ka Nakhoon Jara Sa Toot Gaya Hai, Wo Bhonkta Nahi Hai, Uski Sone Ki Zanjeer Mein Do Ghunghroo Bhi Lage Hai, Use Masahaari Bhojan Bahut Pasand Hai, Hum Saath Khate The, Saath Dhodte The, Saath Sote The Aur Saath Hi……”

Ye Kehte Hue Wo Zor-Zor Se Rone Lagi.

Inspector Apne Assistant Se Bola: “Jaldi Karo, Hamein Abhi Kutte Ki Khoj Ke Abhiyaan Par Jana Hai.

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