A Pandit Dies & Is Waiting In Line At Heavens Gate.

Ahead Of Him Is A Guy, Fashionably Dressed, In Dark Sun Glasses, A Loud Shirt, Leather Jacket & Jeans.

God To The Guy: “Who Are You ?”

Guy: “I Am Express Bus Driver From Haryana”

God: “Take This Gold Robe & Enter Kingdom Of Heaven.”

God To The Pandit: “Who Are You ?

Pandit: “I Am A Pandit & Spent 40yrs Preaching Good To People.”

God: “Take This Cotton Robe And Enter Heaven.”

Pandit: “God, How Come That Foul Mouthed, Rash Driver Gets A Gold & I Spent All My Life Preaching Good Get Cotton.”

God: “Results, My Son, Results. While You Preached, People Slept, When He Drove, People Really Prayed.”

“Its Performance, Not Position That Counts”

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