Kabhi To Biwi Ko Baksh Do

Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.

Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa

Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda

Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha

Kuchh Din Bad

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda

Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha

Kuchh Din Beete To Santa Ek Din Fir Bola

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa

Is Bar Usski Patni Ne Dono Tarah Ke Bana Liye.

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Aur Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda

Santa Dono Ando Ko Dekhte Hue Kuch Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Arrey Badd Dimag, Tere Ko Nahi Akal Wane Wali

Biwi Hairan Hote Hue: “Ji, Ab Kya Hua?

Santa Gusse Se: “Jis Ande Ko Fry Kerna Thha Uss Ko Boil Ker Diya Aur Jis Ko Boil Kerna Thha Uss Ko Fry

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