Kalyugi Ramayan

Nayi Generation Ke Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya.

Dear Situ,

Udhar Kaisa Chal Raha Hai, Main Yahaa Mast Hoon Aur Aasha Karta Hoon Tu Bhi Jhakaas Hogi, Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai, Yaar Tu Tension Na Le, Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yahaa Se Le Jaunga.

Mene BSNL Ka SIM Liya Hai Aur Ravan Ka No. Free Karwa Liya Hai. Ravan Ko Mene Mobile Par Bahut Galiya Di, Saale Ne Ye Bole Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai.

Isi Baat Ko Sochkar Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Din Battery, Dual Sim Wala Mobile Aur 1gb Card Mein Sad Song Bhar Ke Mister Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hoon. Is Mein Net Surfing Bhi Hai, Ab Hum Hum Night Calling Ke Bhi Maze Le Payenge.

Aur Haan Mene Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai. Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge Bye

Tumhara Ramu

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6 Comments

  1. Akhil Mishra says:

    Mastjokes Team,

    Beware!!! If this post is not removed in 24 hours; It’ll have serious consequences.

    This is very offensive, and may cause communal reaction on this.

    Regards,

    Akhil

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