Kisi Ko Kaha Pata Chalta Hai?

Santa Or Banta Metro Mein Jaa Rahe Hote Hai

Metro Mein Bahut Bheed Hoti Hai Santa Banta Se Poochta Hai

Santa: “Yaar, Mujhe Thookna Hai Kaha Thooku?

Banta: “Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Mein Thook Le Na

Santa: “Nahi Nahim Usse Pata Chala Toh?

Banta: “Jab Maine Teri Jaib Mein Thooka, Toh Tuje Pata Chala?

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16 Jun 2022 12 Comments 2,218

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Train Me Santa- Thukna H Kaha Thuku, Banta- Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Me. Santa- Use Pata Chala To. Banta- Jb Mene Teri Jeb Me Thuka To Tuje Pta Chala Tha

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12 Comments

      1. Priya says:

        hiiii…guddu ji.gud evening.
        @bheem ji,,,ap kabhi nhi sudharoge,apko sare log apne jaise hi lgte h,kyu sahi kaha na..plzzz dnt mind,m just joking.hahahaha

  1. §amir says:

    Hi priya ji
    kaisi hain ap,?priya ji ap nhi janti hain,meri joru panchy nonvegpur m meri bahut pitayi krti h,,mujhe thik se khana nhi deti h,aur khud way 2 heart resturent m jake khub pet fula fula k mere bache ,,TILU,,PILU,K sath khan khati h,,,
    huhuhuhuh,
    pr mujhe nhi le jati h,sirf mujhe marti h,,huhuhuhu,
    aur m thahra joru ka gulam m kuch nhi kr pata hu,,aur mujhe lga ap dil bali hain mere drd ko smjhengi,,aur mujh se dosti karengi,lekin ap v nhi krna chahti hain,,huhuhuhu

    JPR

  2. bheem babu says:

    admin bhai yar mare emial id pr joke kyu nahe aa rahe h yar maine apne id ke har box m chek kr liya khe pr bhi nahe mela dekh ab maira gusa bad rha h ab m pange lene ke mund m hu ya to side sede bta de ya fir pange se btayga.hehehe

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