Kya Esa Bhi Ho Sakta Hai?

In A Remote Village Of India, Once Masterji Is Teaching The Mahabharat Katha To Class 9th Students.

He Is At The “Krishna Janma” Part Of It.

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Masterji : “Kansa Heard The Akashwani That His Sister’s 8th Child Is Going To Kill Him.

He Was Furious. He Ordered To Put Vasudev And Devki Behind The Bars.

First Son Is Born, And Kansa Kills Him By Poisoning, Second One Is Born and Kansa Throws Him Off The Mountain Peak.

Third One Is Born…….

Pappu: “Excuse Me Sir, But I Have A Doubt (Sounding Nervous And Confused).

Masterji: “Pappu Bete, Whole India Does Not Have Doubt In Mahabharata Then How Come You Have One?

Pappu: “Masterji, If Kansa Knew That Devaki’s 8th Child Was Going To Kill Him, “Why The Hell Did He Put Vasudev And Devaki In The Same Cell?

Masterji Fainted.

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  1. §amir says:

    Hi priya ji
    kaisi hain ap,ap mere nam dekh kr mt drye ,m bahut hi sarif hu,isi liye koi mujh se dosti hi nhi krta,aur lafanga to heartbeat h,jo nam se hi lgta h luchcha lafanga,aur priya ji m bilkul hi akela hu ,tanha hu,aur abhi tk kuwara hu,aur m nonvegpur(nonveg jok) m rhta hu,agr ap mujh se dosti krengi to m ap pr ache ache poem likhunga,jise padh kr apko bahut hassi aayegi,,to kya karengi mere sath
    frendship
    bolyena,

    JPR

    1. Aastha says:

      Hmmm…! First of thnx Samir ji:) N yaar i dnt like to spoil heres atmospher so un baaton ka fullstop krdiya:) n maine toh yha ladai krne nhi aayi thi bt situations hi kuch wse create hua toh……,hmmmm joke ko njy krne ko neccesity nhi h comment krna hi h..i cn njy nw vdout leaving any cmmnts here..:) oftr ol his meaningless comments in my under IGNORENCE..wt he exactly needs hehehe..! so am nt woried fr nythn…:) cz jisko sry bolna tha wo bola n mje b usko sry bolna tha toh m boldi…so i feel gud:) n ohhhhhh ab socialwrkr aa b skte h..m dhar gyi..n bhaag chali..hehe m chali …m chali…hehe gana yaar..;)

      1. Aastha says:

        Ooooppp…..mri comment ka kuch lines missing h…lgtha h koi subh se kuch khaye nhi the toh mri comments ka hi kuch lines kha gye h..hehe hmmmm wse wo lines Male Ego hurts oriented the..!

      2. Anuj says:

        @Aastha kya yaar mai tmse milne ko itni dur se milne ko aaya aur tm English mai chapar chapar kar rhi ho…..
        baat ye hai ki mere ko english nhi chalti hai sirf desi..
        aur sunao kya chal rha hai shadi kab kar rhi ho ???? hehehehe

    2. Priya says:

      niceeeeeeeeeee joke….pappu u r so intellignt..
      @samir ji..to ap NVJ wale samir ji ho,maine 1,2 bar apke cmnts read kiye h waha.u liar,ap to married h n u hv 2 childrens also..n panchi ji apki………..h,by2way i think all users r already like lfrds..?
      @heartbeat ji,m kite ni udari marn laggi,apke song se song yad aa gya tha..ajkl apne santa ji k kpde utar diye…?n kya mtlb m sudhar ni skti????
      @guddu ji,m apse bht naraz hu,kbi to rply kiya kro..,
      @admin ji…,..,…,..kuch nhi.hahahahahahaha

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Shukar hai kitte o geet chete ni aa giya “mar udari ni gugiye mar udari udja ni gugiye udja teri mat mitra ne mari” ha ha ha te nale santa singh da ki e jad b preeto ne pyar nal awaj diti ta santa singh hazar hai ji

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Bheem bhai fb pe jane ke liye pehle to fb ka addres pe ja yo hai http://www.facebook.com uske baad waha likha ayega user id : waha box me apni user id dena uske password wale box me apna password then log in aur tum apne aap ko facebook ki dunia me paoge ab ye mat bol dena ke mera userid or passward kya hai.

  2. rajesh panthi says:

    hi friends,
    i am regularly read jokes and comments on this site, but first time i comment here….actually i also have a question like pappu on that ‘mahabharat’ incident and that is….if -kuns- already know that 8th son of vasudev and devki will kill him then why he killed rest of childs as they are no harmful for him.

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