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In A Remote Village Of India, Once Masterji Is Teaching The Mahabharat Katha To Class 9th Students.
He Is At The “Krishna Janma” Part Of It.
Masterji : “Kansa Heard The Akashwani That His Sister’s 8th Child Is Going To Kill Him.”
He Was Furious. He Ordered To Put Vasudev And Devki Behind The Bars.
First Son Is Born, And Kansa Kills Him By Poisoning, Second One Is Born and Kansa Throws Him Off The Mountain Peak.
Third One Is Born…….
Pappu: “Excuse Me Sir, But I Have A Doubt (Sounding Nervous And Confused).”
Masterji: “Pappu Bete, Whole India Does Not Have Doubt In Mahabharata Then How Come You Have One?”
Pappu: “Masterji, If Kansa Knew That Devaki’s 8th Child Was Going To Kill Him, “Why The Hell Did He Put Vasudev And Devaki In The Same Cell?”
Masterji Fainted.
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Hi priya ji
kaisi hain ap,ap mere nam dekh kr mt drye ,m bahut hi sarif hu,isi liye koi mujh se dosti hi nhi krta,aur lafanga to heartbeat h,jo nam se hi lgta h luchcha lafanga,aur priya ji m bilkul hi akela hu ,tanha hu,aur abhi tk kuwara hu,aur m nonvegpur(nonveg jok) m rhta hu,agr ap mujh se dosti krengi to m ap pr ache ache poem likhunga,jise padh kr apko bahut hassi aayegi,,to kya karengi mere sath
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bolyena,
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Hehe tu baj na ayiyo be, babhi pe line marne se
Hmmm…! First of thnx Samir ji:) N yaar i dnt like to spoil heres atmospher so un baaton ka fullstop krdiya:) n maine toh yha ladai krne nhi aayi thi bt situations hi kuch wse create hua toh……,hmmmm joke ko njy krne ko neccesity nhi h comment krna hi h..i cn njy nw vdout leaving any cmmnts here..:) oftr ol his meaningless comments in my under IGNORENCE..wt he exactly needs hehehe..! so am nt woried fr nythn…:) cz jisko sry bolna tha wo bola n mje b usko sry bolna tha toh m boldi…so i feel gud:) n ohhhhhh ab socialwrkr aa b skte h..m dhar gyi..n bhaag chali..hehe m chali …m chali…hehe gana yaar..;)
Aaye Haye Patake.. itna gussa sehat ke liye thik nahi hota heheheh
Ooooppp…..mri comment ka kuch lines missing h…lgtha h koi subh se kuch khaye nhi the toh mri comments ka hi kuch lines kha gye h..hehe hmmmm wse wo lines Male Ego hurts oriented the..!
madam ji.. it is best to eat some lines.. kya fayda kisi ko bura lage aur idhar fir mahol kharab ho
@Aastha kya yaar mai tmse milne ko itni dur se milne ko aaya aur tm English mai chapar chapar kar rhi ho…..
baat ye hai ki mere ko english nhi chalti hai sirf desi..
aur sunao kya chal rha hai shadi kab kar rhi ho ???? hehehehe
oye samer tu kya bol raha h tujhe pta h tukiske girl friend pr bure njr mar rha h hehe sudar ja yar
niceeeeeeeeeee joke….pappu u r so intellignt..
@samir ji..to ap NVJ wale samir ji ho,maine 1,2 bar apke cmnts read kiye h waha.u liar,ap to married h n u hv 2 childrens also..n panchi ji apki………..h,by2way i think all users r already like lfrds..?
@heartbeat ji,m kite ni udari marn laggi,apke song se song yad aa gya tha..ajkl apne santa ji k kpde utar diye…?n kya mtlb m sudhar ni skti????
@guddu ji,m apse bht naraz hu,kbi to rply kiya kro..,
@admin ji…,..,…,..kuch nhi.hahahahahahaha
hahahaha sahi pahchana isko tumne.. aur is se koi relation na rakhna.. bechari panchi ki bad dua lagegi :D
ap logo ne muje smjh kya rakha h. bina mtlb ka cmnts… M kisi ki gf ya bhabhi ni hu.OK..CLEAR
abe hehehe kisi ki to banegi na.. to kya hua agar advanced mein bol diya to
admin ji.u r super naughty,hahahaha.
bas ji sab aapke pyar ka asar hai
Shukar hai kitte o geet chete ni aa giya “mar udari ni gugiye mar udari udja ni gugiye udja teri mat mitra ne mari” ha ha ha te nale santa singh da ki e jad b preeto ne pyar nal awaj diti ta santa singh hazar hai ji
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hmmm mahabhart hehehehe…nice joke
good joke
heartbeat ok yaar tujhe maire face book id btata hu pr tu mujhe ek bath bta face book pr jate kaise hai fir m id btata hu
bheem ji.hahahahahaha.wht a ans…ab mujhe v fb id na btane ka bahana mil gya.hahaha
priya ji kya aap bhi facebook pe hai.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha….Super smart n sweet…:)
Bheem bhai fb pe jane ke liye pehle to fb ka addres pe ja yo hai http://www.facebook.com uske baad waha likha ayega user id : waha box me apni user id dena uske password wale box me apna password then log in aur tum apne aap ko facebook ki dunia me paoge ab ye mat bol dena ke mera userid or passward kya hai.
priya ji mere exams chal rhe hai, isley me apko reply nhi kr pa rha hu.
oye samer(admin)email id par joke nahe aarhe why
Junk ya Spam check kar shayad udhar ho
check kar ke dekh liya khe par bhi nhe h
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Bhai kya btaye tuje kuch puchoge tabhi hum tuje kuch btaeinge
Mai pehle bar jud raha hun
Bhai kis cheez se jude ho fewicol se k fewikwik k sath
baba sexxy das aap jOke tO bahut hi mast mast Upda8 krte hai.
bT iTna nOnvEg jOke aaPke mind me kaha se aate hai..??
hi friends,
i am regularly read jokes and comments on this site, but first time i comment here….actually i also have a question like pappu on that ‘mahabharat’ incident and that is….if -kuns- already know that 8th son of vasudev and devki will kill him then why he killed rest of childs as they are no harmful for him.
Bhai jaan u r right par iska jawab ki main b ait kr rha hun jayaz ki.
hi priya ji love you