Masumiyat Se Bhara Jawab

Ise Kahte Hai Masumiyat Se Bhara Jawab.

3rd Ka Bachha Apni Madam Se Bola.

Kid: “Madam, Can I Go To Bathroom?

Teacher (Correcting Him): “May I Go To The Bathrum?

Kid Udas Hoke: “Miss Par Mere Ko Pehle Zor Se Susu Ayi Thi

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Innocent Rply - Kid- Tcher Can I Go To Bathroom? Tcher (Correcting Him) - May I Go To The Bathrum? Kid- Mis Par Mere Ko Pehle Zor Se Susu Ayi Thi

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      1. Heartbeat says:

        Aabe mere goonchu sameer bhai wo gusse me hasin lag rahi nahi lag raha hai. Yaha pe india k jaisi hi sathithi bani hui hai waise hi yaha india rupi site me pm to aadami hai lekin dimaag ek aaurat ka chalta hai waise hi yaha pe naam to ek aaurat ka hai lekin juban ek aadmi ki aur rashtarpati rupi admin ko apni chipdi chupdi bato me daal kar rashtarpati raaj se bach rahi hai aur janta rupi user par apne kadwe bol rupi aatiyachar kar rahi hai jo b iske khilaf bolne ki koshish karta hai use ya to manhani ya income tax rupi notice ke roop me kadwe bol sunne ko milte hai ab lagta hai yaha b kisi anna ko koi janhit user bill banwana padega taki is muh chadi ladki k mukote me chupe 6ke ko apne is pyare desh ropi site se bahar kar sake jai hind jai site

  1. Heartbeat says:

    Aur ha madam aastha ji apne kaha k main non veg wording use kar raha hu for kind ur information mai site ki limit ko par karne ki kabhi koshish nahi karta ha agar tum chaho to ise abusive language bol sakti ho jo ki normali chalti hai maine to kabhi non veg site me b kabhi n.v. Wording use nahi ki to yaha kiya karuga is baat ke ye user gawah(witness) hai aur ha ek baat aur ye baat sab girls janti hai k main girls ki bohut respect karta hu.

    1. Aastha says:

      Hmmmm…..are bhaiya Heartbeat itna helpless hoke kyn mentaly disable hogaye…hehe baat hua tha mri n wanted ji k baare m bina mtlb interfere krke kyn mjse sunnwa rhe ho..hmmm look mr heartbeat itna mat chillao k heart fail ho jaye..hehe n look u respects gals r nt no need to gve me ur charecter certificate …,got it..!hmmm lgta h politics k baare m thodi bht basic level ka idea h..hehe..n listen khud ka ek site kholo baad m socho kisiko entry dena h n exit dikana h..N asa koi capasity toh nhi dikh rha h..u lookin a big looser by ur comments..! n lok hmsha ye mat socho har koi opposite prsns
      tmhre fvr m response krnge…oftr ol who da bludy hell r u to intefere..can’t u mind ur ownn
      buisiness..? panga lene aate h na koi dimaagh
      ka haalat teek h na dil ka..! poor ppl huhh u kn
      w its xactly suits u..hehe ..! hmm wanted ji aap
      b na yaar controvercy m mje struck kra k..aap
      joke ko njoy kr rhe h..! wse ye poor heartbeat
      aapke lye lad rha h lad rha h OMG…! kya kahu
      inki arguments..hehehe….boys hone ka mtlb ye
      nhi kuch b kisiko bokhte jao..mne tmhe kuch
      nhi ki thi ..tumihi ne panga liye the ..jhelo
      ab..haan zyada tension mt lene ka js chill
      rehene ka..kya pta khi heart ka beats band b ho skte h.hehehe..Chal WHO CARESSSSSSSS UR
      NONSENSE COMMENTS…HEHEHEHE

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Aastha ji aapki jaankari k liye bta du chilla main nahi raha apke cmnt padhne se lagta hai k aap ne chilla-2 ke apna gala fad liya hai aur ha main us kaum se hu jo dusro pe hota julam dekh kar khamosh nahi reh sakte. Aur mere heart ke beats fail nahi honge uski fikar tum mat karo kiyoki yaha sardar khada hota hai waha samne wale k passeene shut te hai . Aur ha muje to tum pagal ho chuki lagti ho kiyoki agar tume koi cmnt rupi ungali lagata hai to tum us user ka gala(neck) katne ko firti ho ya firte ho aur ha muje apni site kholne ki jarurat nahi jab tak sameer jaise bhai ki site hai ye site hi din dugni aur raat charguni taraki kare ta ki main yahi pe jyada se jyada time spent kar saku. Aur tum dusro ko ghathia soch wale is liye samjti ho kiyoki tumhari soch ghatiya hai kabhi kisi ko disgustin ,bullshit to kabhi kisi ko poor ppl bolti ho kiyoki ye sabhi tere khud me majud hai aur ha ek baat aur tum react to aise kar rahi jaise k adminu adminu bol ke sameer ke sath shaadi kar li ho aur ab is site ki malkin hi tum ho.

      2. Admin says:

        abe hehehe bhai vo pahle se shadi shudha hai yaa…. aur pls ab is baat ko khatam bhi kar do main pall gaya sun sun ke dialog baji :(( buhuhuhuhuh

  2. Jay says:

    Admin bhai good morning….
    Yaar admin jab mai apne comments ko awaiting moderation me dekhta hun to ye kaise confirm karu ki usko tumne apne Jokes factory me modify ke liye bhej diya hai ya phir wo comment tumko mila hi nahi hai aur wo SPAM me chala gaya hai…..

    Yaar eske bare me maine tumse pahle bhi discussion kiya thha lekin tumne jo reply diya thha us se meri Confusion door nahi ho paayi aur abi bhi wahi confusion bani hi huyi hai. so yaar plz help me.

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai jo comment awaiting moderation mein dikha raha hoga.. it means vo pending hai.. and jab baki logo ke comment aprove ho jaye aur tumhara comment fir b awaiting dikhaye to samajh lena mene usko save kar liya hai..

      aur mssg SPAm mein jaye to vo udhar awaiting nahi dikhayega.. means jab tum comment doge uske sath sath vo awaiting dikhana band kar dega

      hope samajh aya hoga nahi aya to dobara se puch lena hehehe

      1. Jay says:

        Bhai tum kya samajh rahe ho mere samajh me aay ki nahi aaya??
        Jo tumhare samajh me aaya hai wahi mere bhi samajh me aaya:P
        Aur Bhai abhi V tumko samajh me nahi aaya ki mere samajh me kya aaya?
        To mere se puch lena………..hehehe
        Thanx bhai…..

  3. bheem says:

    bhai jaan mujhe bhee ek bhat puchhni hai jab ham cmant krte hai uske neche reply ka opsan aata to us ko to ham reply kr sakte hai or kise ke neche reply ka opsan he nahe aata us reply kese kare

  4. Aastha says:

    Aur haan sir heartbeat ji finaly aapne maan lya ki m JUDGE hon…haan aapka gawah pesh kiya jaaye…,hehehehe…..hahahaha O goddd kha kha se aate h panga lene…hmmmmhhh sab users ko joke se zyada hmra comments entertain kiya hoga..hehe.!

  5. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo friends
    Ek docter mareez ke naak me ungli daal kar baitha tha
    Golu: – ye kya kar rahe ho
    Dr. :- ise ulti karwa raha hu
    Golu :- aise kaise
    Dr. :- ab yahi ungli iske muh me dalunga..!!

  6. Aastha says:

    Hmmmmm……! Well …,Cooooool….! Mr. Heartbeat first ol thnx fo ur JAANKAARI ..hehehe
    Hmmm,,hhhohhooooo aap social worker h kya…? Phle bta dena tha na Mr.! Hehehe mri precious time toh bachta..! Hmmm look social wrk krna h toh jaake Delhi m jha bomb blast hoke log tadap rhe h jaake wha unko help kro,,yha pc k aage baitke kisiko faaltu m comment krna nhi,,agr tmhe ye hi bda social wrk lg rha h toh k krke rho who cares,,wse tum jse uncivilized stupid aur ho hi nhi skta n no one

    al wrking..! Hmmm k i knw i tok too much bt u made me to tok like this..! Anyway i hv no waste time to waste it on wasted ppl..! GUDBYE..!

  7. Heartbeat says:

    Dear admin bro main ye baat khatam kar dunga par uske liye ye muje sorry bole ya na bole lekin preeto, wanted aur pandit teeno ko sorry bolna hoga uske baad main khud b isse sorry bolne ko tyiyar hu kiyoki ho sakta hai maine b ise koi galat shabad bol diya ho

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