Mera Beta Bada Hokar Kya Banega?

Santa Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Unse Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Baba Ji Mujhe Kaise Pata Chal Sakta Hai Ki Mera Beta Future Mein Kya Banega?

Baba Saxidas: “Aap Uske Table Pe Cigarette, Bear, Paiso Ki Gaddi Or Books Rakh Do, Unmein Se Jo Wo Uthaega Usse Pata Chalega

Santa: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Mein Aisa Hi Karunga

Agle Din Beta Aaya Table Dekhi, Paiso Ki Gaddi Utha ke Jeb Mein Rakhi, Cigarette Pi, Bear Chhupa Li, Or Books Hath Mein Leke Ghar Se Chala Gaya.

Santa Agle Din Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Uss Nalayak Ne To Sab Kuch Uttha Liya

Baba Saxidas: “Mubarak Ho Aapka Beta Engineer Banega

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
11 Nov 2019 19 Comments 13,140

Share If You Like

Get Jokes In Email Daily

19 Comments

    1. Sujeet says:

      Kya baat hai priya jee aapko aajkal jokes kuch kam samajh me aa rahi hai……..
      Engineering ke students ko padhai karne ke liye Cigrate, Bear, Or paiso ki jarurat hoti hai….. Ki nahi….
      Aur pappu me ye sab goon pahle se hi maujud hai so wo engineer hi banega…..

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.