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Mera Beta Bada Hokar Kya Banega?
Santa Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Unse Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Baba Ji Mujhe Kaise Pata Chal Sakta Hai Ki Mera Beta Future Mein Kya Banega?”
Baba Saxidas: “Aap Uske Table Pe Cigarette, Bear, Paiso Ki Gaddi Or Books Rakh Do, Unmein Se Jo Wo Uthaega Usse Pata Chalega”
Santa: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Mein Aisa Hi Karunga”
Agle Din Beta Aaya Table Dekhi, Paiso Ki Gaddi Utha ke Jeb Mein Rakhi, Cigarette Pi, Bear Chhupa Li, Or Books Hath Mein Leke Ghar Se Chala Gaya.
Santa Agle Din Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Uss Nalayak Ne To Sab Kuch Uttha Liya”
Baba Saxidas: “Mubarak Ho Aapka Beta Engineer Banega“
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Kya baat hai priya jee aapko aajkal jokes kuch kam samajh me aa rahi hai……..
Engineering ke students ko padhai karne ke liye Cigrate, Bear, Or paiso ki jarurat hoti hai….. Ki nahi….
Aur pappu me ye sab goon pahle se hi maujud hai so wo engineer hi banega…..
Priya sahi hai
@ priya ji Beer, cigarette, rupees (means rishvat), books ( means mesuarement book) engineer ki habbit ban jaate hain.
:-(
engineers ko badnaam na karo.. kuchh engineers sofi bhi hote hain jo in sab cheezon se door rehte hain….
Thankuuu Hps ji & sujeet ji.:)
jo ye nai karta wo duplicate engg hai jii priya ji…ye to wohi baat ho gayi saas liye bina ji rahe ho.
I’m agree with you Ankit jee…..
o priya ji agar table per aap bhi hoti to socho pappu jail me hota.
lagta hai pappu bada ho gaya hai
Ho engineer ko to sabhi sokh rakhne chahiye
Proud to be an engineer vo bhi royal civil se
Engineer ko badnaam mat kar yar.
I Lyk dis…….
Bad pj :>
not so good
Engg. Ke student ko samj pana sabki bus ki baat nahi
? Kuch bhi!