Latest Funny Hindi Mast Jokes & Desi Humor
Mallika Sherawat Ka Income Tax Return
Income Tax Officer Zor Zor Se Has Raha Tha.
Clerk: "Kya Hua?"
Officer: "Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai"
Clerk: "To?"
Officer: "Kapde Pehnt
Class Mein Ladai Kyun Nahi Karni Chahiye?
Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhate Hue Ek Baat Kahi
Teacher: "Bachon Batao Ki Class Mein Ladai Kyun Nahi Karni Chahiye?"
Pappu: "Sir Wo Isliye Ki Kya
Teri Khushi Ka Raaz Kya Hai Yaar?
Ek Din Santa Ke Padosi Banta Ne Bada Hairan Sa Hokar Santa Se Ek Sawal Puchha
Banta: "Tere Ghar Se Roz Hasne Ki Awaaz Aati Hai, Khushi Ka Raaz Kya
I Was In The Restaurant Yesterday When I Suddenly Realized,
I Desperately Needed To Pass Gas. The Music Was Really, Really Loud,
So I I Timed My
Kab Tak Intezar Karvayega Mujhe
Santa Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Par Pani Chidak Raha Tha.
Santa Intzaar Karta Raha. Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola.
Santa: "Agar Inhe Hosh
In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: "I Kissed Your Mom Last Night"
Whole Bar Was Waiting For The Other Guy's Response.
He Laughs And Says: "Lets Go
Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: "Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?"
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Jaanwaro Ki Khasiyat.
Bandar: "Inteligent"
Dog: "Wafadaar"
Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padhna,
Maan Jao,
Please Mat Padho Na,
Yaar Maan Bhi J
Police Wala Samajh Ke Najayaz Fayda To Mat Uthao
Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya
Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: "Itne Kam Number Kyun Aaye? Aaj Se Tera Khelna
Shukar Hai Chappal Nahi Pahni Thi
Kanjoos Lala Muftimal Ek Bar Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha Achanak Uske Paanv Mein Kanta Chubh Gaya.
Muftimal Bola: "Achha Hua Chappal Pahan Kar Nahi Aa
