Pappu Fir Fail Ho Gaya

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Pappu: “Haan Daddy, Aapne Sahi Kaha, Chalo Utho Mene Us Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai, Dono Milkar Usko Maarte Hai

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26 Comments

  1. Pappu says:

    Friends aaj main tum sab ko apne fail hone ka karan btata hu par mere papa santa singh ko mat btana theek hai .
    Collage ki galion me ajeeb khel hota hai, class ke bhahane dilo ka mel hota hai, internet ki jagha love mail hota hai, isi liye pappu har saal fail hota hai.
    Ab samje aap log k main kiyo har saal fail ho jata hu

  2. manish kmr says:

    jyadatar jokes jo mast joke me padhe ye sab joke padhe huye hain aur inhi jokes wali sites pe pade hain .copy karke daale jaa rahe hain .kuch naya karna chahiye non-vej ki tarah.lekin fir bhi ek plus point hai yaad to dilata hi hai.

  3. Aastha says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha………….:-) nice joke hehe..! gudu morningu Aduminnu..;) Thank god ya atleast koi ek cheese h is duniya m ki aapko
    ladkiyon k pep peecha krna control kr skta h…
    PETROL hehehehe…! hmm wts new..?

    1. Admin says:

      nothing just brought a new bicycle, which is electric and also soler powered. now no need control the feelings due to the petrol :)

      and mujhe adminuu na bolo yar.. mere ko kuch kuch hota hai…. aur jyada kuch ho gaya to is baar diwale pe mast wala pataka chalunga.. heheheheh ummed hai samajh gayi hogi :P

      1. Aastha says:

        Ooi:) hahahahahahaha u r IMPOSIBLE yaar..hehehe..ab toh kya kahu aapko..
        ab toh koi b machineries h nhi aapko control
        kr ske..bs insaano hi kch krna h jiske peeche
        jaate h uski bro’s ya hubby’s hehehe..! hmm k ab na aapko koi spcl way se nhi pukarungi:(
        Admin ji..hpy..? wse aapka last line nhi smji nhi smji nhi smji ..fir se samjayiyega mat hehehe..;)
        Tc..

      2. Admin says:

        tumne mujhe impossible kaha :( buhuhuhuhuh mene kya biagda thha tumhara..

        seriosuly kabhi dil se try karna main jara b impossible nahi hun.. sidha delhi ki bus karna vaha pahuncha mujhe fon karna main udhar aa jaunga.. dekha mujh tak pahunchna possible hi nahi bada hi asan b hai :p

      3. Aastha says:

        Admin ji m toh aapko imposible kha is baat ka
        ro kyn rhe ho na aap..ye toh proud feel krne ka baat h..hmsha ase wrd koi xclusieve minded
        walon ko hi kh diya jata h..ordinary ppl ko thodi na keh skte h..so cheer up dear..:)hmmmm Mein…? Dellhi…? aapse milne……? hehehe grt joke haan hehe..!

      4. Admin says:

        u mean to so main ordinary ppl nahi hu :O means abe hehehe kya kar rahi ho yar marwaogi kya….. ese na bolo yar

        i am completely a ordinary mard.. mere mein kuch b faltu ka ya kam nahi hai ;) hehehehehe

        aur milne nahi aaogi is baat pe ek sher arz hai

        vo rooth ke muhse kahte hai. milna tumse manjur nahi, par tum khud hi manane aaoge rabba vo din bhi dur nahi (samajh aya to thik, samjhan eko mat kahna) hehehe

      1. bheem says:

        kya priya ji aap ne mujhe tan kha to ho jaye tan tanaa tan tan tan tara chaleti hai kya 9 se 12 ek bar me dil nhe bharta pechhe mudkr dekh na para hehehe

  4. Singham says:

    hehehehe………Pappu ko to Fail hona hi thha bcoz…. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Pappu. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

  5. Chatur Sing * * says:

    Shukar hai koi yaha mujhe pahchan nahi paaya…..
    Admin Sir, Aap chinta mat kijiyega,
    yaha kuch Gaddar chupe huye hai,
    Mujhe unki talash hai.
    Aap mujhe pahchan rahe hai ya nahi ???????

  6. Chatur Singh * * says:

    hmmmmm Chatur Singh k sath cheating ???
    Admin Sir mera 1 comment, Gayab ho gaya aur dusara abhi tak Approve hi nahi huwa h , kya bat h ???

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