Reliance 3G CDMA Akhir Hai Kya?

Ek Baar Santa Ne Reliance Ka Mobile Purchase Kiya Or Banta Ko Dikhate Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Ek Bat Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Mein Aayi

Banta: “Konsi?

Santa: “Yaar Reliance Ke Phone Ke Piche 3g Cdma Kyun Likha Hota Hai?

Banta: “Oye Yaar Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, 3g Cdma Ka Matlab Hai = 3 Gujrati Chor – Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.

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Santa- Yar Reliance K Har Phone K Piche 3G CDMA Kyu Likha Hota Hai? Banta- Oye Itna B Nahi Maloom, 3G CDMA = 3 Gujrati Chor - Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.

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22 Comments

      1. Priya says:

        ohhhooo…bht glt kia,so sad,,,,,ab 1 joke idea walo pe b bana do mare 7 paise extra kat liye unhone,hahahahehehehe

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Koi baat nahi be samir aane de panchhi ko uske hath me belan dunga phir dekhna tera kya haal karti pakistan se to bach kar aa giya ab yaha nahi bachega

  1. Anuj says:

    wah kya dimag lagaya hai hehehe

    @ Aastha mujhe tmse ye ummid nhi thi ki tm itni sharmili niklogi… Khir koi baat nhi hai mere se mat sharmao yaar aur reply kro

  2. Wanted says:

    hehehehe
    hahahaha

    @ADMIN, tere paas ambani family me kisi ka email id hai kya? gr hai to usme ye joke send kr de. hehehehe. waise tu free kb ho rha hai? or haan apna no. de n, baat krni hai.

    1. Admin says:

      Thax der bese ye joke mene dhund ke khud likh ke publish kiya tha.

      and chinta na karo bas kuch din aur dedo.fir dedicated main hi nvj ki tarha yaha jokes dhund ke khud hi likha karuna

  3. §amir says:

    hiiiiii ,,AASTHA ji
    kaisi hain ap ??
    Aj kl apke cmnts njr nhi aa rhe hain,,bt kyun yar,,,
    ap aa jao yar,,plizzzzz
    AUR heart beat ,anuj,wanted,pankaj,tum sbhi sun lo jb bat khatam ho gyi h,,fir kyun ghuma fira kr aastha ko tang kr rhe ho,,,aur m janta hu k ouske kuch cmnts bure the, bt is ka ye mtlb to nhi na ki tm sb mil k 1 akeli lrki ko daily daily 1 hi bat ko lekr ouski khub khinchayi karo,,,taki wo akeli pr jaye aur syt chhor de,,,
    hmmmmmm,,,yehi sb chahte ho,,
    bt m aisa kisi ko krne nhi dunga,,ok,,,ye 1 hansi ki syt h ishe ladayi ki aakhara banane ki kosis mt krna,,,oye heartbeat yar tu v aisi hrkt krega tere s aisi oumid nhi thi yar,aur yar tune v ouse khub khari khoti sunaya h,fir v is bat ko lmba khinch rahe ho,bt kyun,
    Astha ji plizzz ap aa jayye,,aur purani baton ko bhul jayye,aur ab tmhe kisi se drne ki koi jarurat nhi h,ab tmhe koi purani baton ko le kr tang nhi krega,ok,m tmhare sath hu ok,aur yar tm pahle ki trh hi apne cmnts dalye aur joke enjoy kro yaaaaaaar,,

    JPR

  4. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo frnds

    Wife : i hate that begger
    husband : why?
    Wife : he’s an idiot i gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book “HOW TO COOK”

  5. Jay says:

    Arey Wah !!!!! Yaar Admin tumne to apni Dono siteo me Dhamal macha rakha hai……..hehehehe
    Tabiyat khush ho gayi teri dono side ki Rounak dekhkar.

  6. Jay says:

    Hahahahaha Santa aur Banta ke barey me to sochtey hi Hanshi Aane lagti hai….Aise hi ek baar…

    Banta (Santa se): Yaar tu phone par etani dhimi awaz me kyu baat kar raha hai.

    Santa: Bivi hai yaar…

    Banta : To kya huwa ???????

    Santa: Teri hai….!!!!!!

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