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Reliance 3G CDMA Akhir Hai Kya?
Ek Baar Santa Ne Reliance Ka Mobile Purchase Kiya Or Banta Ko Dikhate Hue Bola
Santa: “Yaar Ek Bat Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Mein Aayi”
Banta: “Konsi?”
Santa: “Yaar Reliance Ke Phone Ke Piche 3g Cdma Kyun Likha Hota Hai?”
Banta: “Oye Yaar Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, 3g Cdma Ka Matlab Hai = 3 Gujrati Chor – Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.“
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Santa- Yar Reliance K Har Phone K Piche 3G CDMA Kyu Likha Hota Hai? Banta- Oye Itna B Nahi Maloom, 3G CDMA = 3 Gujrati Chor - Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.
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mast h ji
whttttttt….ye kaisa meaning h….admin ji aisa joke bana k reliance walo pe kiss bat ka gussa utar rhe ho????
Kyunki unhone mere pe galat charge laga kar mere 2 rs kaat liye thhe hehehehehe isi bat ka gussa utara hai
kya yarr!!! 3 swal or 1 jabab.
ohhhooo…bht glt kia,so sad,,,,,ab 1 joke idea walo pe b bana do mare 7 paise extra kat liye unhone,hahahahehehehe
Hi priya
kaisi ho ??kya tm mujh se dosti karogi,KOI mujhse se dosti hi nhi krta h,aise yar ur nam is soooo sweet ,
JPR
frdshp mujhe to apka name likhne ki style dekh k dar lg rha h..hahahaha
Koi baat nahi be samir aane de panchhi ko uske hath me belan dunga phir dekhna tera kya haal karti pakistan se to bach kar aa giya ab yaha nahi bachega
wah kya dimag lagaya hai hehehe
@ Aastha mujhe tmse ye ummid nhi thi ki tm itni sharmili niklogi… Khir koi baat nhi hai mere se mat sharmao yaar aur reply kro
Ha ha ha ek dum sahi bola bhai isse to yahi sabit hota hai
hehehehe
hahahaha
@ADMIN, tere paas ambani family me kisi ka email id hai kya? gr hai to usme ye joke send kr de. hehehehe. waise tu free kb ho rha hai? or haan apna no. de n, baat krni hai.
Wanted bhai best rhega tum apna number dedo mujhe. Kyuki mene number dala to sab ko dikhega n tumhara comment sirf mujhe
Wonderful joke hahahahaha…………………thanks admin bro latest joke hai yaar kafi mind use kiya hai read kar dil khush ho gaya many many thnx.
Thax der bese ye joke mene dhund ke khud likh ke publish kiya tha.
and chinta na karo bas kuch din aur dedo.fir dedicated main hi nvj ki tarha yaha jokes dhund ke khud hi likha karuna
hiiiiii ,,AASTHA ji
kaisi hain ap ??
Aj kl apke cmnts njr nhi aa rhe hain,,bt kyun yar,,,
ap aa jao yar,,plizzzzz
AUR heart beat ,anuj,wanted,pankaj,tum sbhi sun lo jb bat khatam ho gyi h,,fir kyun ghuma fira kr aastha ko tang kr rhe ho,,,aur m janta hu k ouske kuch cmnts bure the, bt is ka ye mtlb to nhi na ki tm sb mil k 1 akeli lrki ko daily daily 1 hi bat ko lekr ouski khub khinchayi karo,,,taki wo akeli pr jaye aur syt chhor de,,,
hmmmmmm,,,yehi sb chahte ho,,
bt m aisa kisi ko krne nhi dunga,,ok,,,ye 1 hansi ki syt h ishe ladayi ki aakhara banane ki kosis mt krna,,,oye heartbeat yar tu v aisi hrkt krega tere s aisi oumid nhi thi yar,aur yar tune v ouse khub khari khoti sunaya h,fir v is bat ko lmba khinch rahe ho,bt kyun,
Astha ji plizzz ap aa jayye,,aur purani baton ko bhul jayye,aur ab tmhe kisi se drne ki koi jarurat nhi h,ab tmhe koi purani baton ko le kr tang nhi krega,ok,m tmhare sath hu ok,aur yar tm pahle ki trh hi apne cmnts dalye aur joke enjoy kro yaaaaaaar,,
JPR
Abbe samir luche adami ab muje pura vishwas ho giya k wo aastha koi aur nahi tu hi tha
priya ji aajkal hme apki bahut yad aa rhi hai.
Hlo frnds
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husband : why?
Wife : he’s an idiot i gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book “HOW TO COOK”
Arey Wah !!!!! Yaar Admin tumne to apni Dono siteo me Dhamal macha rakha hai……..hehehehe
Tabiyat khush ho gayi teri dono side ki Rounak dekhkar.
Hahahahaha Santa aur Banta ke barey me to sochtey hi Hanshi Aane lagti hai….Aise hi ek baar…
Banta (Santa se): Yaar tu phone par etani dhimi awaz me kyu baat kar raha hai.
Santa: Bivi hai yaar…
Banta : To kya huwa ???????
Santa: Teri hai….!!!!!!
Mast h bhai
dats called brilliant thinking.,