Santa Aur Bechara Doctor

Santa Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Doctor: “Ab Tumhari Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?
Santa: “Pehle Se Jyada Kharab Hai

Doctor: “Dawai Khali Thi?
Santa: “Nahi Dawai Ki Sishi To Bhari Hui Thi.

Doctor: “I Mean Dawai Le Li Thi?
Santa: “Ji Aapne Di To Meine Le Li Thi.

Doctor: “Bewkoof Dawai Pee Li Thi?
Santa: “Nahi Dawai To Laal Thi.

Doctor: “Abe Gadhe Dawai Ko Pee Liya Tha?
Santa: “Nahi Sir Peelia To Mujhe Tha

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19 Comments

  1. bheem says:

    priya ji sms mile to ye mt socho k uska sms free hoga is kiya hoga ye socho k usne lyf ka 1 mnt aapko yaad krne me bitaya hoga jaise ki mai how r u ? friend

  2. Santa singh says:

    Kya karu yaar in docter ki samaj nahi ati k inka ilaj kaha se karvau koi accha sa docter ho to btana apna dr. Kumar na jane kaha giya

      1. Wanted says:

        qki, nnveg site ka wahi banda hai jo yaha cmnt nhi krta, hai n priya? waise 2m us site pr q nhi aati?

  3. shivani mittal says:

    ab to doctor ko bhe kisi or doctor ka pass jana padega , because is santa na to apna answer sa docotor ka pagal bana diya hai. ek to santa pagal hai or other ok bhe pagal banata rahta hai . santa ka kuch bhe nahi ho sakta hai. ya ek dam pagal hai

  4. Pappu says:

    Q ki papa ji kisi k pyar me pagal hai samje aap aur raaz ki baat btau main b pagal hu wo b kisi k pyar me aap to nahi ho pagal kisi k pyar me ha ho he

  5. archi says:

    d joke continues-
    doctor- dawai ki botol kholi thi
    santa- nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki botol tight band rakhna
    and secondly who is dispriya can anyone tell me

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