Santa Ka Interview

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya. Jiske End Mein Interviewer Ko Mental Hospital Leke Jana Pada.

Interviewer: “Let Me Check Your Word Power

Santa: “Ok Sir

Interviewer: “Tell Me The Opposite Of Good

Santa: “Bad

Interviewer: “Come

Santa: “Go

Interviewer: “Ugly

Santa: “Pichlli

Interviewer: “Pichlliiiii?

Santa: “Uglyyyyyyyyy

Interviewer: “Shut Up

Santa: “Keep Talking

Interviewer: “Ok Now Stop These All

Santa: “Ok Now Carry On This All

Interviewer Cheek Kar: “Abe, Chup Ho Ja, Chup Ho Ja, Chup Ho Jaaaa

Santa: “Abe, Bolta Rah, Bolta Rah, Bolta Rahhh

Interviewer: “Areeee Yaaar

Santa: “Areeee Dushmannnnnn

Interviewer: “Get Out

Santa: “Come In

Interviewer: “Oh My God

Santa: “Oh My Devil

Interviewer: “You Are Rejected

Santa: “I Am Selected, I M Selected??? Really? ? Balle Balle, O Balle Balle, O Balle Balle

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  1. bheem says:

    admin bhai jan yar mobail se cmant krne se kuch na kuch glte ho jate hai jaise ki maine site lekhe or glte se siue likh gya to bhai jan maine site bnane ke barei mai puch tha vo bhee mairei dost ke liyei mujhe koie intreist nhe hai site bnane mai to us ki help kr dena

  2. Priya says:

    Oh god!wht type of joke is this,bt still too good,…
    @bheem ji 1 bat btaoge sachi-sachi ye apke cmnts apko khud ko smjh aa jaate h kya??????

    1. bheem says:

      priya ji sach bolu kya hai mai naipal se hu iss leyai english hindi kam aati hai ager mobile mai naipali bhasa hote naipali bhasa mai cmnt krta india mai maira ek dost hai us se thode english sekh rha hu ager aap mairei cmnt samaj mai nhe aate to mai kl se iss site pr nhe aavuga admin bhia jan and all friends buy i go now this site ok thanks khus rho aabad rho

      1. Priya says:

        Bheem ji,meri baat ka itna bura mt mano maine to yu hi puch rhi thi,sorry uncle agr apko bura lga…

      2. Santa singh says:

        Hey bheem bhai main tumhari is baat se sehmat nahi hu k main nepal se hu is liye muje hindi aur english nahi ata bhai main nepal 4-5 dafa ja chuka hu waha to yaar hai koi hindi bol leta hai english b to tum q nahi bhai

      3. Sushil says:

        Bheem ji, ye to hadh hogaya, aap nepal se hai aur aap nepal ka spelling bhi wrong karte ho, actually i m also from nepal

    1. Santa singh says:

      Shivani main mental hospital chalne ko tyar hu agar tum mere sath vaha chalo to mera time pass ban ke theek hai na chalo gi na tum mere sath

      1. 2nd Preeto says:

        Santa ji,ldki dekhi nhi k bakwas start,agr shivani ji ko ya kisi or girl ko pareshan kia to dekh lena,

      2. Santa singh says:

        Oye hoye preeto gusa kiyo kardi e k tera picha na main chhodu ga sohniye bhej de chhahe muje kisi rail me phas giya hu tere pyar ki sunder jail me

      1. Santa singh says:

        O preeto main pata k tusi aakhrot warge ho bahro sakht te aandro bilkul naram par preeto ji aastha di aastha mere vich bilkul v nahi hai usne ta santha nu keha na ke santa nu jani k menu

      2. Aastha says:

        Mind ur language u bludy..,stop coment nonsense on me..! Mind ur way..! I js comented on joke nt relate on u..! Disgustin ppl..,,huhhh..!

      3. Aastha says:

        Hw cn i comment on u without knwng prsnly u yaar Admin dear..,,bt u r swt i cn say.! Dkhna yaar hm yha aate h joke pdke dilse hans sake aur apna pareshaniyabhulke thoda peace paaye,,bt sme ppl y make irritatin others dnt knw..! Anywy thnx fr ur respnse.! Gudnyt…!

      4. Admin says:

        madam ji vo to thik hai.. par hasane wale ko to thoda sa pyar se bolna chahiye na :( main itni mushkil se jokes dhund ke lata hun aap logo ke liye aur aap ladkiya. mujhe apni ka glass bhi nahi deti :( khali hi de do pani main khud bar lunga

    1. Santa singh says:

      I am very very sorry aastha ji agar apko bura laga ho in baato k bina agar aur gali muje nikalne ka mann kar raha ho to de sakti hai apni sari kadwahat dil se nikal kar meri jholi me dal de aur muskra de kiyo ki hum is site par muskrane k liye aate hai na ki gussa ya dukhi hone k liye apna mann khush rakhne k liye maine santa ka character choose kiya taki agar muj par b haso to tum to khush hoge q k joker sab ko khush karne k liye kisi b hadd tak ja sakta hai so pls. D’nt mind and be happy

      1. Aastha says:

        O mre pyare Admin g,,,aap kyn itna dukhi hoke baat kr rhe h yaar..,,mne toh us ladki ko kuch bola ki bina vjh mje nonsence baat kahi..,anywy leave yaar y u tke tension..haha hrtly thanx a lot ki aap hme hasane work out krte h..hpy my dear Admin g..!? Hmmm Santa g aapko itn sry bolne ki zarurath nhi h yaar..wse aap toh mje sipport kiye the us 2 class oow sry 2 preeto ko samjakar ki mne santha ko comment ki thi,,hehe..so its ok..! ADMIN g jaayiye jaake so jayiye thaki kal b ek best joke la sake hmre lye..haha,,tke rest yaar..! Bye…

      2. Aastha says:

        Haan frgot to say onethng Santa g mri intension kisiko gaali dena nhi h,ya m uske lye aati hon yha ,bt kya kru koi irritate krte h toh tolrate nhi krpati..so wsa coment krna pda dtz it..!

    2. Santa singh says:

      Hlo aastha ji for kind ur information i m not admin main b aap hi ki tarha ek user hu ha ye baat alag hai k admin w2h pe santa singh k naam se jata hai to main jokes me santa singh ban k aata hu dear jaha koi kisi k kehne se kuch nahi hota tumne santa ko pagal bol diya to kya wo pagal ho giya ya phir preeto k kehne se tum pagal to nahi ho gayi dear agar yaha kehne se agar kuch hota to ab tak to ye sari duniya khatam ho chuki hoti dear main is sameer ki sites pe kareeb one and half year se hu yaha maine dekha hai koi na koi kisi na kisi ki tang kichta hai lekin uske vaprit tang kichne wala aur tang khich bane wala acche dost bante hai so dear gusse ko thoda kam karo aur hassi kushi kissi ki tang kicho aur kisi se kich wao isme bohut maja aata hai warna sab se alag-2 c reh jaogi aur ha ek aur baat ye jo apna admin hai is se puccho k iski kitni tang kichai hoti hai agar ye itna gusa karta to ye hume koi joke padne ko na deta ya phir us user ko block kar deta kiyo admin maine sach kaha na so dear pls. Cool down and enjoy it

      1. Admin says:

        dekh bhai kick main tab karta hun jab koi user pareshan kare… aur joke to meri hamesha koshish hoti hai sab se pahle dala karu.. koi had se jyada majburi ho jaye to bat aalg hai.

        :(:(:(:(

      2. Aastha says:

        Hmmmm..Mr.Santa g fr ur kind information i comented both u guyz in ma comment..i knw who id user n Moderator..! N u r a old user new user dt none of my buisiness..! N haan u r xcatly ryt yha sb ek dusre ko taang keechne ka comment kr skte h bt shud b in gud way..! N i knw da basic knwledge dat nthn wl hppn of smeones bludy nonsense comment..! So no need to xplain me wt wl hppn r wt wl nt hppn..! Bt its realy irritates if smeone interfere unnecesarily..! Dts y i got hypr dtz it..! Hmmm…anywyzz i dunn thnk i wz wrong r i told dt gal too mch..! I wz perfect in ma place in dat situation..! Soo am xtrmly chill u dunn wry..!

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