Santa Se Hoshiyari Nahi Chalegi

Santa Ek Din Store Mein Kuchh Samaan Lene Gaya.

Santa: “Mujhe Dog Food Chahiye.”

Sales Girl: “Kya Aapke Paas Kutta Hai?

Santa: “Haan, Ghar Par Hai.”

Sales Girl: “Sorry Sir, Iss Store Ki Policy Hai Ki Zaroorat Dekh Kar Hi Cheez Sale Karo.”

Santa Next Day Store Gaya: “Mujhe Cat Food Lena Hai.”

Sales Girl: “Sir, Aapko Billi Laa Kar Dikhani Hogi Tabhi Cat Food Milega.”

Santa Agle Din Phir Store Mein Gaya Ek Bag Lekar.

Slaes Girl: “Yes Sir, Kya Chahiye?”

Santa: “Bag Mein Haath Daal Ke Dekh Lo.”

Sales Girl: “Ye Koi Garam, Geeli, Mulayam Si Cheez Hai.”

Santa: “Haan, Ye Meri Potty Hai Aur Aaj Main Toilet Paper Lene Aaya Hun.”

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