Santa Ek Din Store Mein Kuchh Samaan Lene Gaya.
Santa: “Mujhe Dog Food Chahiye.”
Sales Girl: “Kya Aapke Paas Kutta Hai?
Santa: “Haan, Ghar Par Hai.”
Sales Girl: “Sorry Sir, Iss Store Ki Policy Hai Ki Zaroorat Dekh Kar Hi Cheez Sale Karo.”
Santa Next Day Store Gaya: “Mujhe Cat Food Lena Hai.”
Sales Girl: “Sir, Aapko Billi Laa Kar Dikhani Hogi Tabhi Cat Food Milega.”
Santa Agle Din Phir Store Mein Gaya Ek Bag Lekar.
Slaes Girl: “Yes Sir, Kya Chahiye?”
Santa: “Bag Mein Haath Daal Ke Dekh Lo.”
Sales Girl: “Ye Koi Garam, Geeli, Mulayam Si Cheez Hai.”
Santa: “Haan, Ye Meri Potty Hai Aur Aaj Main Toilet Paper Lene Aaya Hun.”
Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
Whahahaaa!!!
Kaya baat hai
hahahaha..
Chi chi
Itna ganda. Bhai administrator kuch to decency rakho
so funny
o yara kya bande ho tum log. ha ha ha
Lolzzz
HA HA HA. . .
Yuk…
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :/ :/ :p
Wrost
Jhakkas.
chheeeeeeeee….
Hahahahahaha :D
:-)
Hahahahahaha
Nice
ha ha haaa.
Good
Hehehehehehehe
Haaaa
Hahaha
ha ha ha ha ha
Wonder full.
Haahahahahaaa،،،،،،،،،،
aur kr le jarurt k hisab se sell
hhhaaaa
Yuck
hasso bhai