Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya.
Santa: “Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai”
Sales Girl: “Kya Aapke Paas Kutta Hai?”
Santa: “Haan Ghar Pe Hai”
Sales Girl: “Sorry, Store Policy Hai Ke Zaroorat Dekh Kar Item Sale Karo”
Agle Din Fir Santa Mall Mein Pahuncha Aur Bola
Santa: “Mujhe Cat Food Lena Hai”
Sales Girl: “Sorry Sir, Pehle Billi La Ke Dekhao”
Teen Din Baad Santa Bag Le Ke Store Aaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Bag Mein Hath Daal Ke Sabut Dekhlo”
Sales Girl Hath Daal Ke Boli: “Koi Garam, Geeli Aur Mulayum Cheez Hai, Kya Hai?”
Santa: “Ye Meri Tatti Hai, Aur Mujhe Aaj Toilet Paper Lena Hai“
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hahahaha wah kya joke h yar..maza aa jayega aaj to dosto ko sunane me…