Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya.

Santa: “Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai

Sales Girl: “Kya Aapke Paas Kutta Hai?

Santa: “Haan Ghar Pe Hai

Sales Girl: “Sorry, Store Policy Hai Ke Zaroorat Dekh Kar Item Sale Karo

Agle Din Fir Santa Mall Mein Pahuncha Aur Bola

Santa: “Mujhe Cat Food Lena Hai

Sales Girl: “Sorry Sir, Pehle Billi La Ke Dekhao

Teen Din Baad Santa Bag Le Ke Store Aaya Aur Bola

Santa: “Bag Mein Hath Daal Ke Sabut Dekhlo

Sales Girl Hath Daal Ke Boli: “Koi Garam, Geeli Aur Mulayum Cheez Hai, Kya Hai?

Santa: “Ye Meri Tatti Hai, Aur Mujhe Aaj “Toilet Paper” Lena Hai

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