Truth About Boys & Girls

Girl 1: “I Am In Love

Girl 2: “Who Is He?

Girl 3: “How Does He Look?

Girl 4: “What Color?

Girl 5: “How Tall Is He?

Girl 6: “Wat Is He Doing?

Girl 7: “Who Are His Friends?

Girl 8: “Total Wealth?

After Full Inspection

All Girls: “Be Careful He Might Be A Bad Guy.”

Girl 1: “Ok

Same Situation With Boy But…

Boy 1: “I Am In Love

Boy 2: “Bhai Party

Boy 3: “Bhai Party

Boy 4: “Bhai Party

Boy 5: “Bhai Party

Boy 6: “Bhai Party

Boy 7: “Bhai Party

Boy 8: “Bhai Party

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    1. Admin says:

      already laga diya hai kuch din wait kar na ;) ehehehe esi baatein batane ki nahi hoti meri jaan.. ye to khud hi dimag mein aa jati hai..

      bas soch raha hun ki usmein baba saxidas dalu ya khud ko hehehe

  1. Aastha says:

    Hahahahahaha….as a joke haan gud h..! hmmm
    ladkiyan India m hmsha dependent hote h so normal reaction by gals side..n at da same tym
    ladkiyan brilients hote h ladko se zyada…so it is
    natural…,shows their curious abt their frnd’s boy frnd…haha…ladke k maamle m toh…….., koi asa moka
    dhundte rhte h dost ka jeb lutaane hehehe so party party party…hehehe

      1. Admin says:

        Sharam aani cahhiye.. Kyu bhai mujhe kyu usko aani chahiye thhe.. main to nanga khada tha vo hi dekh ke mere ko bakwas kar rahi thhi hehehehehehe

      2. Aastha says:

        I thnk evrybody has a rights to share their thougts abt joke here…agr kisiko ye bakwaas
        lgh rha h toh no body cn help..itna to ppl by mind grow up hona chahiye ki kisike comment ko
        ksa response krna chahiye n kis limit tak..hmhh poor ppl..OFTR ALL WHO CARES LYK CHILDISH comment of someone BAKWAAS MINDED PPL.. HUHHHHHH……..!

    1. Pandit says:

      Aastha ji. For ur kind information ye to ladko ki dariyadili(open heart) hoti h. Jo dosto k 7 har khushi ko share karte h. In this like party if u spend a few money to dosto k liye kuch b nahi h

      1. Aastha says:

        Mr.Pandit mahashay ji thnx fr ur kind information ..a v big Lolllllllll fr ur meaningless
        comment..! aage se hmse kind kijiye ki ase bullshitt info mat diya kijiye..!

  2. Priya says:

    hahahaha….boys wali bat to pata nhi but grlz wali bat reallity h…hehehe.;)
    @bheem ji,agr apko meri bat smjh nhi ayi to puchna tha na faltu song kyu suna rhe ho. . . . .wo b aisa.,.,:'(

  3. Aastha says:

    Admin ji agr khi aapko jo mne staring m ki h
    us comment se prsnly khi bura lga tha toh am sry yaar…i jz said dat normaly n i thnk aproximatly in 60% cases dt is true also..hehe
    hmmm anywy i dun care othrs comments rathr dan u.:) so i said sry fr u:) tc good9:) n plsssss
    kbi mje aap bakwaas wrd use mat krna i jz hate dis wrd if smeone use it fr me…so plssssssssss

    1. Admin says:

      yaar mere ko bhagwan ki daya se kabhi kuch bura nahi lagta… so dont think it again…

      aur rahi bat bakwas word use karne ki to bakwas cheeze aur bakwas log mujhe b pasand nahi hai.. unki bakwas ko sun ke mere dimag mein bakwas cheeze ane lagti hai aur fir main bakwas harkate karne lag jata hun is wajah se sara din bakwas nikalta hai aur rat bhi kuch bakwas si hoti hai..

      i hate bakwas word aur usko main kabhi b use nahi karta hehehehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      Chastha Ji, Chya Haal Chaal hai,

      Oh sorry aapka comment pad ke meri juban bhi chidiyo jaisi ho gayi heheheh.

      aur sunao kaisi ho.. aur mere dil main chhupe barfi aur rasgullo ko kab dekh liya… vo to mene daddy se chupa ke rakhe the ki aram se khaunga par tumne achha nahi kiya ese dekh kar :(

      1. Aastha says:

        Hahahahahahahahaha….Admin yaar kitne ache ache baat krte ho yaar aap ..:) am impressed:)
        hmmmm kya haal chaal ya nthng spcl sunday h
        toh bs non-veg khana n eve mein bahar ghumne jana bas…!

  4. Wanted says:

    aastha, admin
    m sorry gr kisi ko meri baato ka bura laga ho to. mai to bs joke kr rha tha. mai kisi ko taklif nhi pahuchana chahta tha. maine jb aaj mrning me ye pada ki meri baato ko itna seriously le liya gya hai to realy mujhe kafi dukhua. sry again. god bless u. tc.

    1. Aastha says:

      Hmmmm….first of all its ok no need to feel so
      sorry Wanted ji..agr aap shuru m hi ase softly bolte aapko wapas wse hi soft reaction milta yaar..aap un necesary harshly bole toh mje irritate hua bas..! wse ye toh basic fact h ki har
      group m..cast m..system m.,nation m.ppls m..each n evry thngs in dis planet m.., acha n bura hota h na..?
      fir hm log kyn fact ko accept nhi krte..,so ladkiya ho ladke dono type ka hote h na..so mne aparently asa response ki joke ko..soch hmsha positieve hona chahiye ji tab burayi m b
      achayi dkh skte h…bs aap wry mat kijiye..if u got hurt by my comment am so sory..kp smiling
      tc.:)

      1. Heartbeat says:

        O chalo koi baat nahi aap ne apne aap ko haathi mankar janwaro ki class me shamil to kar liya aur waise b haathi chahe jitna marji bada ho mere jaisi choti si chiti uski pungi bja deti hai samji kya

    2. Heartbeat says:

      Hey wanted bhai dukhi q hota hai dear ye jo chori aatankwadi ke jaise apne kadwe-2 bolo se sab par baar karti hai wo kya kam hai wo to sry bolti nahi jab kuch jalta hai to uski badbu aati hai to kya frypan or dish ko b sry bolo ge ke meri bajha se tum jal gaye.
      uske liye sry lekin jaha to kuch jiyada hi badbu aati hai yaar ye to had hi ho gayi har kisi ko poor ppl har kisi ko poor ppl main veg me non veg use nahi karna chahta phir b kutta chahe aamir ghar ka ho chahe gareeb ghar ka lekin susu ek tang uutha kar hi karta hai
      hey admin ye baat translate kar dena is hakunamatata ko sry bro agar kuch jyada likh diya ho

      1. Admin says:

        hmmmm. jarurat nahi hai be translate karne ki jiska dimag hoga samajh aa jayega… vese tune bat sahi kahi hai tang utha ke susu karne wali hmmmmmmm baba saxidas ko send karni padegi for modification

      2. Aastha says:

        Mr..Heartbeat agr aapki kisik beech interfere krna h toh pura conversation observe krne k baad react kijiye..english m poor ppl ka meaning situation par depend krta h ki iska kya mtlb hota h..n m use ki hon poor ppl for Bechare log.nt for gareeb log..ase khne ko m koi
        Ambani family se nhi hon..n i thnk i commented abt joke in my limitations..wo asa bole ki mje wsa response krna pda..! May b i was lil harsh bt der is a right reason..! N Admin ji thnx a lot..!

      3. Admin says:

        mujhe kahe ko thanks…. mene konsa tarif ki tarif to mene uski baat ki thhi hmm

        and mene tumhe koi chidaya ya sunaya nahi mujhe uski baat achi lagi to main bola..

        and mujhe better pata hai ki Poor se tumhara kya matlab thha… so take it easy dear…. no need to fight for a little thing.

        Zindagi ka ek asool banao. duniya ka kam hai har bat mein kami nikalna, ye tum aur tumhara dil and bhagwan janta hai ki tumne poor kis baat pe kaha.. so tens ka ka lena..

        Heartbeat ne jo bat kahi usne apni samajh ke mutabik kahi hai.. so tens nahi lene ka… :( e ruth ke jane wale Haseena ese na ja mujhe chhod ke.

      4. Aastha says:

        Admin ji mne thnks kyn kha aap samaj gye honge..jb wanted g ko mri baat se prob nhi h toh ye koi heartbeat kon h beech m aake bokne ko..wse jo b man m aaye bolte h toh aap sabko support krye jaayenge..? agr aap support krte h toh us comment ka b koi qualitu hona chahiye na..k leave dat is none of my buissiness..!n Mr.heartbeat kindly hold ur tounge.mind ur language.n behave ur self before u comment on anyone else..! koi non veg ya dirty wrdngs se bol skte h iska mtlb wo nhi ki wo log bht inteligent ya perfect hote h..wse non veg wrdngs wo log use krte h jo helpless hote h..oftr ol i hv a best proverb abt DOGS..! wanna hear..? den listen KUTTE BOKTE RHTE H N HAATHI CHALTHA RHTA H..! it is ma fv proverb..hope u got dis in ryt way.!

      5. Admin says:

        aastha ji is time main aapo thanks bolunga… kyu ki aapki ek line “wse non veg wrdngs wo log use krte h jo helpless hote h”

        Wakiye hi ye badi zordar baat hai, aur zindagi ka sach b…

        and dear main bas itna kahna chahunga ki main to referee hun heheheheh dono taraf aag laga ke bich mein ghee dal ke maja le raha tha… hehehehe aur tum bevkufo ki tarha lad rahe ho.

        chalo ab ye ladayi ladayi band karo aur mere ko aake ek puppy karo.. Hmmm dekhna kitna pyar muhavra hai hehehe

      6. Aastha says:

        Hehehehehe……hm toh maan gye hm us Jaanwaro m se log puja krte h..unmese nhi log dkhte hi
        CHAL HATT..!kehte h ..hehe wse mentaly handicapt logo pr hm sirf ehsaan kr skte h..ladayi nhi..hehe wse ye mahanu baav bhul gye h ki insaan b ek jaanwar hota h..hmm mje is samay sirf ek hi gana mind m ghum rha h…Listen…WHO LETSSSSSSSSSS THE DOGGGGGSSSS OUTTTTTTTTTT……! HEHE
        Js shut up n get losttttttt……who caresssss…!

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