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Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Duba Rakha Hai
Santa Ka Padosi Bhi Ek Sardar Thha, Ek Din Usne Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Yaar, Ye Mobile Mein Sent Message Kya Hota Hai?”
Santa Uspar Huste Hue: “Abe Ja Gonchu, Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Tujh Jaisi Logo Ne Sardaro Ka Nam Kharab Kar Rakha Hai”
Sardar: “Kyu Yaar, Kya Hua?”
Santa: “Bevkoof, Sent Message Ka Matlab Hota Hai Khusbhu Wala Message“
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Nice joke…ye jokes mostly sardaro pr hi kyu bnte h,sardaro ne hi india ka name pure world me roshan kia h fir b punjabiyo pe joke,bht glt baat h.
hmmmmm iska mutlab priya g , ap b punjabi ho , waise ek bat to batao yar log kahte hai ki sardaro k 12 badi jaldi baj jate hai iska mutlab kya hota hai.
plz mind mut krna only answer dena
This is about the period when India was under the subjugation of the Afghans, the Mughals and the Turks.
It was a habit of the marauders to loot the masses (mainly Hindus), take the spoils of war and along with them take away all their women for their pleasure.
The only people who stood against these people were the Sardars.
With ‘guerilla’ tactics, they attacked the Muslim camps and liberated the Hindu women from the clutches.
The usual time of such attacks was either at noon, or midnight.
The attacks were so ferocious, that the Muslims began dreading the expected attacks of the Sikhs at 12 o’ clock, midnight or noon.
It was these people who coined the phrase that “Sardaron ke barah baj gaye”.
Agar na samajh aaye to mujhe Fon kar liyo aram se samjha dunga
and one more thing.
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agar sardaro ne hinduo ko mughalo se bachaya na hota to aaj hindustan mein koi hindu na hota acha hota agar tab na bachaya hota aaj yeh din to na dekhne padte
nhi bhai ache se samj aagya hai
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Hehehe…! Joke ho toh asa,ha ha ha!
hahahahaha
nice joke yar
ya sardar bhee good hote hai . ek to ya santa or upar sa uska ya naya padosi sardar. i think ya santa jan buje kar ya sab mistake karta hai
aap thik kahte ho shivani..agr santa mistake nahi karega to aapko hasi kaise aayegi..hehe
welcome SHIVANI . is new site me
or isme santa ka koi kasur nhi hai galti to bus SARDAR g ki hai
@admin ji,thank u vry much,mujhe ni pata tha ye sardar ji k 12 bajna kyu kaha jata h,mere bf ka bro. bi aksr mujhe ye bat puchte h now i cn tell him.thnk u thnk u,so much
Aapka bf b hai :( dubb gyi nayiya
@admin ji breakup kru agr ap kaho to,
@vickess ji hum kiski barabari krna chahte h,plz explain
Nahi yar kisi aur ka dil dukha ke sukhi hone se koi fayda nahi, agar aap dono ek dusre se pyar karte hai to bhagwaan ap ko sada khush rakhe
priya ka bf hai… so sad….ye ladkiya bhi na….thoda intzar nahi kar sakti mere liye…agr kiya hota to bettar milna..na…hehe
mast joke hai..niceeeee…
@admin ji,thank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,by d way im jst joking m unko chodne wali b nhi hu
luv u santa ggggg