13 Dec 2019 - Mujrim- Koshish Krna Umr Ked Ho Phansi Na Ho. Pathan Vakeel- Thik H. Cort K Bad. Mujrim- Kya Hua? Pathan- Mushkil Se Umr Ked Krwai, Adalat To Riha Kr Rhi Thi
13 Dec 2019 - Faqeer- Alah K Nam Pe 1Rs De 2. Lady- Sharm Nhi Ati Itne Smart, Khubshurat, Handsome, Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho. Faqeer- Acha Darling Phir 1 Pappi Hi De 2
12 Dec 2019 - Question: Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners? Answer: Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming Inside Mei Aau.
12 Dec 2019 - A Boy Romanticaly Told His Grlfrnd- I Can C The Whole World In Ur Eyes. A Mumbaikar Pasing By Asks- Are Chembur Nake Pe Trafic He Kya Dekh Na?
11 Dec 2019 - Papu- I Got 2 Defenitely Hav A Salry Increase, 3 Othr Compnies R Aftr Me, Bos- Wich R D 3 Compnies? Papu- D Electricity Compny, D Telefon Compny & D Gas Compny
11 Dec 2019 - Judge- Tum Apni Limit Cros Kr Rhe Ho. Vkeel- Kon Sala Esa Khta He? Judg- Tumne Muje Sala Bola? Vkeel- Nhi My Lord, Mene Pucha Kon Sa Law Esa Khta H
11 Dec 2019 - Boys- Boys R Inteligent Than Grls. Grl- Any Pruf? Boy- U Always Say Inteligents, Bt U Never Say Inteliladies.
10 Dec 2019 - Bhikhari- Aye Bhai 1 Rupaya De De, 3 Din Se Bhukha Hu. Santa- 3 Din Se Bhukha Hai To 1 Rupaye Ka Kya Karega? B- Wajan Tolunga Kitna Kam Ho Gaya Hai.
10 Dec 2019 - Greatest Insult Of Boys In Zoology Lab. A Student Complaind- Sir, Mera Mendak Pregnant H. Sir Replied- Salo, Tumpe To Vishwas Krke 1 Mendak Bi Nhi De Sakte.
10 Dec 2019 - Imp. Of Thumb- Babies Use It 4 Chewin. Illiterate People Use It 4 Sign. Winners Use It 4 Victory. My Fans Use It 4 Reading My Sms Oh! U Too? Crazy Fans.