22 May 2015 - Husband- Honey, I Hav A Problem At Work. Wife- Not I But We, We R Now One, Ur Problem Is My Problem. Husband- Ok Sweetie, Our Secretary Is Pregnant For Us.
20 May 2015 - Profesor Kahli Plate Me Roti Dubo Kr Kha Rha Tha Waiter- Ap Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho? Prof- Hum Maths Teacher Hain, Hum Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hai
19 May 2015 - Bnta 2 Snta- Bahr Q Betha He? Snta- Mariage Aniversary He, BV Ko Chen Gift Di Thi To Usne Bahr Nikal Diya. Bnta- Q? Chen Chandi Ki Thi Kya? Snta- Nhi, Cycle Ki
18 May 2015 - Thought Of Year By Baba Saxidas. Agr Pese Ped Pe Latakate ........................ To Ladkiyan Bandr Ko Bi Pyar Krti.
17 May 2015 - Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Yrs. Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Yrs. Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Yrs. Lesson Learned.
16 May 2015 - Kamal Ka Sawal. Tchr- Khet Me Tati Krne Se Pehle Pishab Q Ata H? Student- Ta Ki Pad Marte Wqt Miti Na Ude.
16 May 2015 - Shrma Ji 2 Snta- Agar Apki Bv Ko Bhut Chipak Jaye, To Ap Kya Kroge? Snta- Mene Kya Krna He? Galti Bhut Ki He, Khud Bhugtega.
15 May 2015 - Suhagrat Pr Dulha Dulhan Se Bola- May I Kis U Drling? Dulhan Shrmate Hue Boli- Hamne To Kabi Geron Ko B Mna Nhi Kiya, Ap To Fir B Apne Ho Ji.
14 May 2015 - Change Can't Be Given 2 U Evry Time, U Must Bring D Change Urself. Great Lines By Genda-Mal Hlwai (Bus Conductor). Moral- Kripya Khule Pese De.
14 May 2015 - Baba Saxidas Updesh - Pyr Sbi Ko Chahiye, Frk Sirf Itna Hai Ki .............. Ldkiyo Ko Yashraj Film Wala Chahiye, Aur Ldko Ko Mahesh Bhatt Wala.