24 May 2016 - Q- When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. Ans- On Their Marriage. For Non Veg Joke Reply This Sms With JOIN NVGJOKES
24 May 2016 - Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women. Becoz Per Constitution, u Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake.
23 May 2016 - Murgi Anda Deti He Or Bhens Dudh Deti He. Ab Btao Ki Esa Kon He Jo Anda Bi Deta He Or Dudh Bhi? . . . . . . . Nhi Pata, Chlo Men Bata Deta Hun, Dukandar.
23 May 2016 - Q- Ye Hamari Biwiya Shrab Se Itni Nafrat Q Krti H. Ans- Q Ki Shrab Pine Ke Bad Chuhe Jaisa Pati B Sher Ban Jata Hai.
22 May 2016 - Snta- Dekh Beta Papu, Shrab, Cigarete Or Grls Hamare Jan K Dushman Hen. Kiling Reply By Papu- Dad, Jo Apne Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye Wo Mard Nhi Namard Hota He
22 May 2016 - A Rusian While Visiting India Went 4 An Eye Check Up. Dr. Shows D Board CZWXNQSTAZKY & Ask- Can U Read Dis? Rusian- Read? I Even Know Dis Guy. He is My Cousin
22 May 2016 - Hamare To Sare Khwab Usi Din Choor Choor Ho Gye, Jab Wo Ghar Ayi To Mummy Boli- Jao Beta Didi Ke Liye Limca Le Aao
21 May 2016 - Santa- Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiye. Dukandaar- Plain Mein Dikhaun? Santa- Nahi, Helicopter Mein Dikha Sale, Sardar Dekha Nahi, Ki Mazak Shuru
20 May 2016 - Sas- Beti Ab Tum Muje Ma Or Sasur Ko Pita Hi Smjna. Tbi Doorbell Bji, Bahu Ne Drwaja Khola To Pati Tha. Sas- Kon He Beti. Bhu- Ma Bhaiya Ofice Se Aye
20 May 2016 - Girl Romantically To Rajnikanth- 1 Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano? Rajnikanth- 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram.