28 Jul 2014 - Ravan- Cigarette Hai Kya? Hanuman- Nhi Hai. Ram- Jhuth Q Bol Rahe Ho? Hanuman- Prabhu Ap Chup Rahe, Saale Ke Dus Sir Hai Pura Packet Pee Jayega.

28 Jul 2014 - 2 Kokrochs Were Admit In I.C.U 1st- Some1 Beat U Badly? 2nd- No Brother, A Butiful Gal Saw Me Inside D Kitchen & Shouted So Badly & I Got Heart Attack

28 Jul 2014 - Men Are Like Bluetooth... Always Connected When Wife Is Around... The Moment Wife Is Away... They Automatically Starts Searching For New Devices...

28 Jul 2014 - Never Reject Any Girl In Your Life, B'coz A Gud Girl Gives You Hapiness, And A Bad Girl Gives You Experience, Both Are Essential In Life So Enjoy Every Girl.

27 Jul 2014 - Bf- Babe, What Are U Doing? Gf- Nothing, Tired Just Going 2 Sleep Now Honey, What About U Sweetheart? Bf- In The Club, Standing Behind U Honey.

27 Jul 2014 - 2 Ldke 2 Ldkiyon Ka Roj Picha Krte The, Ldkiyo Ne Tng Akar Un Ko Rakhi Bandh Di. Ladke Ek-Dusre Se Bole- Chal Ab Tu Meri Behan Ko Set Krle Or Me Teri Bahan Ko

27 Jul 2014 - Boy- Can I Hold Ur Hand? Grl- No. Boy- Y? Grl- Bcoz It Hurts When U Leave It. Boy (In His Mind)- Oh My God, I Am Acting But She Is Overacting.

27 Jul 2014 - Tchr- Acha Snta Tum Batao Bade Ho Kr Kya Banoge? Snta- Mam, Pilot Banuga. Tchr- Kyun? Snta- Oh Mam Samajha Karo, Upar Accident Ka Khatra Nhi Hota Na.

27 Jul 2014 - Naukrani- Malkeen Ji, Aap Udash Kyu Hai? Malkin- Tumhare Sahab Apne Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar Karte Hai. Naukrani- Nahiiiii, Sahab Mujhe Dhokha Nhi De Sakte

26 Jul 2014 - Boy- Your Teeth Are Like The Stars. Girl- Oh, Thanks, You Are So Cute, Are They That Much Pretty? Boy Replied- No, Far Away From Each Other.