26 Jul 2016 - Snta- Tu Miror K Samne Beth Kr Q Padta H? Bnta- Iske 3 Fayde He - Sath Me Revision Ho Jati He, Khud Pe Nazar Bi Rehti He, Padne K Liye Company Mil Jati He
26 Jul 2016 - Interviewer- Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can U Escape If It Caught Fire? Snta- Simple, Stop Imagining.
26 Jul 2016 - Doctor- Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye? Santa- Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banai Thi. Doctor- To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete. Santa- Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha.
25 Jul 2016 - Madam- India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya? Santa Kaafi Sochne Ke Baad- Mam, Dande Par
25 Jul 2016 - Man 1- I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women Man 2- Get Marry Soon Then U'll Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other
25 Jul 2016 - Baba Saxidas Ke Anusar Ladko Ki Sachayi - Boys Apni Life Mein Sirf, Ek Baar Mohabbat Karte Hai, Aur Baqi Mohabbatein, Usko Bhulane K Liye Karte Hai.
25 Jul 2016 - Golu- Bapu Har Note Mein Haste Kyu Hai, Dollar Ke Note Pe To Lincoln Nahi Hasta? Pappu- Kyunki Usa Ki Aurtein Apne Blouse Mein Paise Nahi Rakhti.
24 Jul 2016 - Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha- Batao, Tum 8 Apples Ko 6 Ladko Me Kesi Bantoge? Pappu- Mam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na
23 Jul 2016 - Rusian in India Went 4 Eye Check Up. Dr Shows The Leters On The Board CZWXNQSTAZKY. Dr- Can U Read This? Rusian- Read? I Even Know This Guy. He's My Cousin
23 Jul 2016 - Teacher To Santa- Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya? Mast Answer Given By Santa- Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hai.