SMS Hindi Jokes, Short & One-Two Liner Funny Jokes
Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Soch Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Akbr Ne Birbal Se Sawal Kiya- Admi Or Orat Ki Soch Me Kya Farq H? Birbal- Orat 1 Hi Admi Se Bohat Sari Umid Rakti H Or Admi Bohot Sari Orat Se 1 Hi Umid Rakta H
Grl 2 Astrologer- I've 2 Boyfrnds, Tel Me Who'll I Get Maried To, Who's The Lucky Guy? Astrolger- The 2nd One Wil Mary U And The 1st One Is The Lucky Guy
Ye Sab To Maa Ki Dua Ka Kamaal Hai
Why Is Maa Ki Dua Writen Only On Trucks, Buses And Autos? Bcoz . . . . . . . Mercedes, BMWs And Audis R Usualy The Result Of Baap Ka Pesa
Wah Re Baniye, Tera Jawaab Nahi
Baniya And Chinese In Train. A Mosquito Enters, Chinese Catches It And Eats It. Another Mosquito Enters. Dis Time Baniya Catches It And Asks Chinese- Khridega?
We Pronounce 22 As Twenty Two, 33 As Thirty Thri, 44 As Forty For, 55 As Fifty Five. Then Why Not We Say 11 As Onety One? Doubt By Last Bench Asociation.
Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Interviewer- Landline Or Celphone Me Kya Farak He? Bnta- Landline Me Numbr Ungliyo Se Dial Krna Padta He Or Celphone Me Anguthe Se
Life After Death – Is It Possible?
Bos- Do U Believ In Life After Death? Employe- Dere Is No Pruf. Bos- Dere Is Now, Aftr U Leave Early 2 Go 2 Ur Uncles Funeral Ysterday, He Came Here Luking 4 U
Is Sawaal Ka Jawaab Koi Bhi Nahi De Sakta
Snta- Esi Kaun Si Chiz He Jo Lal He Or Trin-Trin Krti He? Bnta- Telephon. Snta- Galat. Bnta- To Fir? Snta- Tamatar, Trin-Trin To Khli Confusion K Liye Bola Tha
A Maried Man's Honest Confesion- I Always Read My Wife's Horoscope To C Wat Kind Of Day I Am Going To Hav
Orangazeb- Senapti, Hum Shiva Ji Ko Q Nhi Dhund Pa Rhe? Senapti- Kyo Ki Hum Mughal He Mahraj, Google Nhi.
