21 Aug 2014 - Aurat- 20 Sal Tak Meri Koi Olad Ni Hui. Padosan- To Fir Tune Kya Kiya? Aurat- Fir Mai 21 Sal Ki Hui To Mre Papa Ne Meri Shadi Krdi Fir Ja K Munna Hua
21 Aug 2014 - 1 Mandir Ki Diwar Pe Likha Tha Ager Gunah Kr K Thak Gaye Ho To Ander Aajao, Neche 1 Ldki Lipstick Se Likh Gyi Ager Nhi Thake To Mandir K Piche Aajao.
21 Aug 2014 - Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused, Rude, Stubborn, Senseless Emotional, Unchangeable, Crazy, Stupid N Even Mad But Never Wrong.
20 Aug 2014 - Private School Ke Bache Zoo Mein- Oh! Wow Monkey Is Sleeping Don’t Distub. Govt. Scool Ke Bache- Oye Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai Pathar Maar Saale Ko.
20 Aug 2014 - New Style Of Proposing. Boy- Can I Take A Photo Of U. Girl- Why ? Boy- Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
20 Aug 2014 - Ek Din Ravan Disco Gaya, Aur Waha Jaakar Wo Behosh Ho Gaya, Kyun ? Socho Kyun ? Kyun Ki Gate Par Likha Tha Entry Fee Rs.1500 Per Head.
20 Aug 2014 - Doctor- Aapke Pati Ko Aaram Ki Jaroorat Hai, Ye Lijiye Nind Ki Goliya. Aurat- Ye Main Unhe Kab Doon? Doctor- Ye Unko Nahi Aapko Leni Hai.
19 Aug 2014 - Mandir Ja Rhe Sadhuo Ki Mandali Me Se 1 Ne Kha- Agar Raste Me Ldki Nzr Aye To Hari Om Japna. Thodi Der Bad 1 Sadhu Bola- Hari Om. Baki Sadhu Bole- Kidhar Hai-2
19 Aug 2014 - Tchr 2 Student- Beta, Answr Sheet Pr Sbse Pehle Kya Likhna Chahiye? Student- Iss Sheet Par Likhe Gye Answr Kalpanik Hai, Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbhndh Nhi H
19 Aug 2014 - A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid, Woman- Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You. Maid- Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty