21 Jan 2018 - Moti Orat Ne Chor Pkda Or Usk Upr Beth Gyi. Orat Nokar Se- Ja Polic Ko Bulala. Nokar- Meri Chapal Nhi Mil Rhi. Chor Chilaya- Saale, Meri Pehen Le Par Jaldi Ja.
21 Jan 2018 - Imp. Of Thumb- Babies Use It 4 Chewin. Illiterate People Use It 4 Sign. Winners Use It 4 Victory. My Fans Use It 4 Reading My Sms Oh! U Too? Crazy Fans.
21 Jan 2018 - Wo Konsi Cheez Hai? Jo Fridge Me Rakhne K Baad B Garam Rehati Hai? Garam Masala. Dekha, Genius Hoon, Par Kbhi Gharoor Nhi Kiya.
21 Jan 2018 - 1 Admi Hakim K Pas Gya- Muje Ajib Bimari Ho Gyi He Jab Bi Meri Bv Kuch Bole Muje Sunayi Nhi Deta. Hakim- Mashlah, Ye Bimari Nhi, Tum Pr Alah Ki Rehmat Hui He
20 Jan 2018 - Santa Ki Biwi Uske Driver Ke Saath Bhag Gayi. Logo Ne Santa Se Pucha- Santa Ji Abb Kya Kroge? Santa- Karna Kya Hai Gadi Apne Aap Chalya Karunga
20 Jan 2018 - Notice In A Library. Statutory Warning, While Reading Sex Knowledge Books, Plz Hold D Book Wid Both Hands.
19 Jan 2018 - Ladki- Bas Karo Koi Dekh Lega, Ladka- Kuch Nhi Hoga Tum Sidhi Rho, Wha Se Hath Hatao, Pls Thoda Sa Dikha 2, Agar Nhi Dikhaya To Main ? ? ? Fail Ho Jaunga
19 Jan 2018 - Platform Pr Saman K Dher K Sath 1 Grl Bethi Hui Thi. Kolie Ye Dekh Kr Us Grl K Pas Aya- Madam, Kulie Chaiye Kya? Grl- Nhi, Mera Boyfreind Mere Sath He
19 Jan 2018 - Santa School Me 1 White Or 1 Black Shoes Pehan K Aya. Sir- Gar Ja K Shoes Chang Kr K Ao. Santa- Sir Ghar Me B 1 White Or 1 Black Clour Hi He.
19 Jan 2018 - Postman Doorbel Bjata H. Bacha Mooh Me Cigarette Liye, Hath Me Beer Pkde Hue Bahr Nikla. Postman- Papa H? Bacha- Bhootni K, Muje Dekh K Lgta H Bap Ghr Pe Hoga.