07 Dec 2016 - Baba- Beta Tujh Par Chudail Ka Saya Hai. Ldka- Baba Mai Thapad Mar Dunga Agr Meri Gf K Bare Me Kuch Kha To, Vo Chudail Hai To Hai.
07 Dec 2016 - Circus Ka Malik- Be Parwai Ki B Koi Had Hoti He Tune Rat Ko Sher Ko Khula Chod Diya Tha. Santa- Is Se Kya Fark Pdta Hai Sher Ko Kon Chori Karega
07 Dec 2016 - Ques- Wat Is D Most Dangrous Alphabet? Ans- W, Bcoz All Worries Start Wid W, Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, Weapon, Wine, & D Most Dangerous - Woman.
07 Dec 2016 - Snta Papu Ko Dantte Hue- Abe Tu History Me Fail Kese Ho Gya, Pdta Q Nhi Tu?. Papu- Dad Vo Kya Karu, Sb Swal Tb K The Jb Me Peda B Nhi Hua Tha
06 Dec 2016 - Teacher To Pappu- India Me Kitne Mahapurush Paida Huwe H? Pappu- India Me Mahapurush To Kya Purush B Paida Nhi Huwe, Sab Bacche Hi Paida Huwe Hai.
05 Dec 2016 - Santa- Express Kitne Baje Hai? TT-9 Baje. Snta-Local? TT- 1 Baje. Snta- Malgadi? TT-3 Baje. TT- Pr Jana Kaha Hai? Snta- Khi Nhi, Patri Pr Tatti Krni Hai
05 Dec 2016 - Ek Baar Santa Bullet Chala Raha Tha, Sath Se Ek Activa Wali Ladki Gujri. Santa: "Kabhi Bullet Chalai Hai?" Ladki Activa Tej Karke Aage Nikal Gay
05 Dec 2016 - Height Of Attitude... An Old Man's T-Shirt Had Words- I M Not 60, I M 18 With 42 Years Of Experience.
05 Dec 2016 - Special English Shayari- The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla 4m D Gali Of Mehbooba Wid Very Zor-Shor, D Mehbooba Jhanki From The Door & Boli- Mar Gya Haramkhor.
04 Dec 2016 - Santaji Was In A Bar And His Cellular Phone Rings. He Picks It Up And Says- Hello, How Did You Know I Was Here?