23 Apr 2014 - Follow Two Things For Lifelong Friendship. Firstly Don't Talk If You Are Angry. Secondly Don't Take The Word Seriously From A Friend Who Is Angry.

23 Apr 2014 - God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks.. But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted. Then He Started Ctrl C, Ctrl V.. Ctrl C, Ctrl V..

23 Apr 2014 - 1 Pathan Angur Bech Rha Tha, Mgar Keh Rha Tha Aalu Le Lo Aalu, Admi- Khan Sab Ye To Angur He. Pthan- Chup Ho Ja Bevkuf, Wrna Makhiyan A Jyengi

22 Apr 2014 - Baba Saxidas - Aj Ka Hr Mard Bechara 2 Mushkilo Me Fasa Hai. BV Makeup Kre To Kharcha Bardasht Nhi Hota or Makeup Na Kre To BV Hi Bardasht Nhi Hoti

22 Apr 2014 - 1 Baniye Ko Bhoot Chad Gaya, Teen Din Baad Bhoot Khud 1 Ojha K Paas Gaya Aur Bola- Ojha Sahab, Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Warna Me To Bhukha Hi Mar Jaunga.

22 Apr 2014 - Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola- Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H

22 Apr 2014 - Snta- Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab H Sharbat Me Dala Phatt Gya. Doodh Wale Ne Poocha- Konse Sharbat Me Dala Thha ? Santa- Niimboo Pani Me.

21 Apr 2014 - Snta Glti Se Ladis Toilet Me Gus Gya. Vaha Bethi Ladis Gbra K Khdi Ho Gyi. Snta Muskurate Hue- Arey Betho Betho, Ijjat Dil Mein Ho Bas Yahi Kafi Hai

21 Apr 2014 - Snta Papu Ko Dantte Hue- Abe Tu History Me Fail Kese Ho Gya, Pdta Q Nhi Tu?. Papu- Dad Vo Kya Karu, Sb Swal Tb K The Jb Me Peda B Nhi Hua Tha

21 Apr 2014 - G/f - Jaan Me Apna Purs Gar Bhul Ayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Chahiye B/f - Sach Me Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai Lo 20/- Riksha Kr Or Ghr Se Purse Le Aa.