22 Oct 2014 - Ladki- Mom, He's Just A Friend. Maan- Humne B Duniya Dekhi H Beta, Poore 2 Litre Petrol Jala K Ghar Aane Wala Just Friend Nhi Hota.
22 Oct 2014 - Bv Ki Absence Me Papu Apni G/f Ko Bulata H Or 9kar Ko 100Rs De Ker Khta H Ki Malkin Ko Mat Btana. 9kar- 100 Bahut Kam H Malkin Isi Kam K 500 Deti H
21 Oct 2014 - Ab Sasural Wale Bahu Ko Petrol Se Jala Kr Nhi Mar Paynge or Is Trah Dahej Hatya Kam Ho Jaygi. Mahila Shashaktikaran Me Congres Ka Mahatvapurna Yogdan
21 Oct 2014 - Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana, Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye. Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha- 2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant.
21 Oct 2014 - Decent Thought 4 All D Females- Agr Husband Bhagwan Samaan Hota H, To Bf Ko B, Chotta-Motta, ............. Devta Maana Ja Skta Hai.
20 Oct 2014 - Studying Has 2 Types- Hard Subjects Wich Cannot Be Studied. .............. Easy Subject Dat Doesn't Need 2 Be Studied.
20 Oct 2014 - Arz Hai ... Teri Galiyon Me Na Rakhenge Kadm Aaj K Bad, Kyuki .......... ........ ...... ...... ..... ... Hamari Apni Gali Me Hi Setting Ho Gyi Hai.
19 Oct 2014 - Ladki Saath Ho To - Hotel Bill, Ladki Door Ho To - Mobile Bill, Ladki Na Mile To - Daru Ka Bill. Bas Bill Dete-Dete Mar Jaoge, Isliye Inse Dur Hi Raho
19 Oct 2014 - 50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai, Kese ? Gents Toilet Me Likh Kr Ayege Soni I Love U Ab Kya Soni Waha Pdne Jaygi?
19 Oct 2014 - Exam K Din 1 Student Exam Se Pahle Jor Se Chillaya. Hey Bhagwan Uthale Mujhko, Exam K Bad Vapas Bhej Dena.