01 Sep 2015 - Sonu- Tuje Apna Laptop Bada Karwana Hai Kya? Monu- Ha Yaar, Par Kaise? Sonu- 1 Kaam Kar, Isme Se Window Nikalwa K Darwaja Fit Karwa Le.
31 Aug 2015 - Snta Saw A Very High Airtel Tower With Red Lght Glowing On Top, Think- India Is Developing Fast, There Are Traffic Signals For Aeroplane In The Air.
31 Aug 2015 - Gf- Kal Mera Birthday H. Bf- Advance "Happy Birthday" Gf- Kya Gift Doge? Bf- Kya Chahiye? Gf- Ring Bf- Ring Dunga Par Phone Mat Uthana Balnce Nhi H.
30 Aug 2015 - Girl To Boy- Jab Tum Log Grls Ko I Love U Khte Ho, To Unka Hath Kyu Pakad Lete Ho. Boy- Bas Apni Hifazat K Liye Kahi Thapar Na Mar De.
30 Aug 2015 - Snta Car Ki Batery Change Krvane Gya. Mechanic - Exide Ki Lga Du? Snta Guse Se- To Sale Dusri Side Ki Kya Tera Bap Lgayega
29 Aug 2015 - Papu Ki Grl-Frnd Ne Usko Dikhane K Liye Date Pe Short Kpde Pahne Or Pucha. Me Young Lg Rhi Hu Na? Papu- Are Pagli Ye Bi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi
29 Aug 2015 - Kid Prayed 2 Shivji Plz Giv Me A Cycl Bt He Didnt Get. Nxt Day He Stole A Gnesha Murti & Wrote A Leter 2 Shiv, Bcha Chahiye To Cycle Lke Mandir Aja
28 Aug 2015 - Boy- Ye Raat, Ye Subah, Ye Hawa, Ye Chand, Ye Ghataien, Ye Nadia, Ye Kinare. Girl- Saale Propoz Kr Rha Hai, Ya Envirnmnt Science Padha Rha Hai
28 Aug 2015 - Santa Ne Chalenge Kiya ki Wo Kutubminar Ko Sar Pe Rakh K Mumbai Le Jayega, Sare News Wale Waha Pahuch Gye. Snta Bola- Bas Koi Utha K Sar Pe Rakh De
27 Aug 2015 - Santa- Tum Meri Shadi Pe Q Nhi Aye? Banta- Yaar Muje Khat Mila Hi Nhi. Santa- Meine Likha To Tha K Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zarur Aana.