30 Jan 2015 - Mohole K Prk Me Ped K Piche Bethe Kis Krte Coupl Ko Dek Buzurg Ne Pucha- Beta, Kya Ye Humari Tehzib He? Ldka- Nhi Nhi Chachajan, Ye To Shrma G Ki Beti Sapna He
29 Jan 2015 - Nalayak Bno To Aise Bno. Ki Jis Din Kitab Kholo To Khud Kitab K Pnne Tumse Puche, Beta Aj Tabiyat To Thik H Na Ya Tumne Pi Rkhi H.
20 Jan 2015 - Ek 3 Saal Ke Bachche Ne Pyar Ki Defination Likhi - Pyar Huggies Diaper Me Hui Su-Su Ki Tarah Hota Hai Jo Dusaro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par Khud Ko Feel Hota Hai
15 Jan 2015 - Bhagwan Ye Kesi Maya H. Apna Bacha Roye To Dil Me Drd Hota H, Or Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Me. Apni Bv Roye To Sir Me Drd Hota H, Or Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me.
13 Jan 2015 - Mai Apne Man Se 100 Bar Bolta Hu, K Soch Cigarette Kese Chodu, Lekin Sala Ye Man Bolta H, K Sochne K Liye B 1 Cigarette Chahiye.
11 Jan 2015 - Ptni- Janu, Apko Mujh Me Kya Acha Lgta H? Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Sundrta? Pati- Muje To Ye Tumhari Mazak Krne Ki Adat Bahut Achi Lgti H.
09 Jan 2015 - Kitna Majboor Hu Mai, Apni Taqdeer K Hatho, Ldki Ka Phone Aa Rha H, Or Answer Wala Button Khrab H.
04 Jan 2015 - Sab Log Apne-2 Tarike Se Marte He. Koi Jhuka K Marta He, Koi Khade-2 Marta He, Koi Dhire-2 Marta He, Koi Jldi-2 Marta He, Tab Jakar Scooter Start Hota He.
03 Jan 2015 - Snta At Petrol-Pump- Bhai 5 Rupaye Ka Petrol Dal Do. Salesman- Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kha Jana He? Snta- Jana Kha He Hum To Aise Hi Pese Udate He.
03 Jan 2015 - On A Flight James Bond Was Sitting Next To A Telugu Guy. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I Know Your Name Please?" James Bond: "My Name Is Bond’ Conti