20 Apr 2014 - Chinki Party Me Ek Ladke Se- Kya Ap Mere Face Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho? Ladka Khush Hokar Bola- Kya?? Chinki- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazar.

20 Apr 2014 - Santa Dialed A Phone No. A Computrizd Female Voice Said- Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nhi H Snta- Bas Janu, Tumse Baat Ho Jati H Itna Hi Kafi H

19 Apr 2014 - Husband And Wife Are Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle, If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can’t Move Further Moral: Always Keep A Spare Tyre

19 Apr 2014 - Kash! Tm Bakri Hoti, Mai Tm Ko Ghas Khilata, Pyr Se Tmhre Singh Pkdta, Or Puchta Pagl Kon? Tm Ya Mai? Or Tm Pyr Se Bolti Mai Mai. Mai Jor-Jor Se Hsta

18 Apr 2014 - Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa 1 Ladki Par Ja Gira, Ladki Boli- Batamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai? Santa Khush Hote Hue- Ji, Punjab University Se B.Tech Final Kar Raha Hu

18 Apr 2014 - Lady2dentist- Daant Nikalwane Se To Pregnent Hona Acha H Drd To Kam Hota H. Dentist- Abi Soch Lo Kya Krwana H, Fir Mai Chair Usi Hisab Se Set Karun.

17 Apr 2014 - Boy- Tumhari Age Kya Hai? Chinki- 20 Years. Boy- Tumne To 5 Sal Phle B Yhi Btayi Thi. Chinki- Dekha, Ladkiya Juban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hai

17 Apr 2014 - God- Im Making Girls With Hi-Tech Features Any Suggestion? Boys- Yes, The Heart Should Be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users

17 Apr 2014 - Santa- Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya. Banta- Esa Konsa Msg Hai? Santa- Battery Low. Banta- Send Kar, Sabko Daraenge.

16 Apr 2014 - Yesterdays Breaking News- 42 Year Aunty Was Raped By A 22 Year Boy In Jogging Park. Today's News- Park Is Full Of Aunties.