Where Do You Live?

One Day A Police Man Caught Santa At Traffic Signal In Order To Jump Red Light.

Police Man: “Where Do You Live?”

Santa: “Sir, I Live With My Parents.”

Police Man: “So, Where Do Your Parents Live?”

Santa: “With Me.”

Police Man: “Ahhhhhhhh! And Where Do You Live All?”

Santa: “Together.”

Police Man: “I Mean Where Is Your Home?”

Santa: “Beside My Neighbor’ House.”

Police Man: “Where Is Your Neighbor’ House?”

Santa: “If I Tell You, You Will Not Believe Me.”

Police Man: “Just Tell Me?”

Santa: “Next To My House.“

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17 Jan 2021 5 Comments 3,436