Why Did You Ask If I Am A Santa?

In London, A Customer Asked: “Do You Have Mustard Oil?”

The Shopkeeper Says: “Are You Santa Singh?

The Guy, Clearly Offended, Says: “Yes, I Am But Let Me Ask You Something,

If I Had Asked For Olive Oil, Would You Ask Me If I Was Italian?,

Or If I Had Asked For Bratwurst, Would You Ask Me If I Was German?,

Or If I Asked For A Kosher Hot Dog, Would You Ask Me If I Was Jewish?,

Or If I Had Asked For A Taco, Would You Ask If I Was Mexican?,

Or If I Asked For Some Irish Whiskey, Would You Ask If I Was Irish?”

The Shopkeeper Says: “No, I Probably Wouldn’t

The Guy Says: “Well Then, Because I Asked For Mustard Oil, Why Did You Ask If I Am A Santa?

The Shopkeeper Replied: “Because , You’re In A Liquor Store

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10 Jan 2018 No Comment 5,607

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