In London, A Customer Asked: “Do You Have Mustard Oil?”

The Shopkeeper Says: “Are You Santa Singh?”

The Guy, Clearly Offended, Says: “Yes, I Am But Let Me Ask You Something,

If I Had Asked For Olive Oil, Would You Ask Me If I Was Italian?,

Or If I Had Asked For Bratwurst, Would You Ask Me If I Was German?,

Or If I Asked For A Kosher Hot Dog, Would You Ask Me If I Was Jewish?,

Or If I Had Asked For A Taco, Would You Ask If I Was Mexican?,

Or If I Asked For Some Irish Whiskey, Would You Ask If I Was Irish?”

The Shopkeeper Says: “No, I Probably Wouldn’t”

The Guy Says: “Well Then, Because I Asked For Mustard Oil, Why Did You Ask If I Am A Santa?”

The Shopkeeper Replied: “Because , You’re In A Liquor Store“

• Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?
• Biwi Ka Gussa Hamesha Ke Liye Kaise Shant Kare
• Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
• Doctor To Santa Ka Bhi Baap Nikla
• Aakhir Santa Itna Kyu Roya?