Ye Car Kispar Hai?

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.

Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.

Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur Saanta Se Pucha.

Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?

Santa: “Nahi Ji

Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?

Santa: “Nahi

Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?

Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi

Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis Par Hai?

Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai

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19 Jul 2018 19 Comments 2,961

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Police: Car Gas Par Hai? Santa- No. P- Petrol Par? S- Nahi Ji. P- Diesel Par? S- Nahi. Police- Abey Phir Kis Par Hai. Santa- Installment Par Hai

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19 Comments

    1. wanted says:

      @santa se kuch jyada hi impress lagti hai aap?
      waise aap nonveg site pr kis name se cmnt krti ho?

      @admin, kaisa hai be tu? site me phli baar cmnt kr rha hu. mst site banai hai. hehehehe. badhai dene ka mn kr rha hai. sham ko nnveg joke k site me mil kr deta hu. he he

      1. Admin says:

        kyu idhar kya dikkat ho rahi hai be tujhe
        mujhe aaj kal veg badhayi achi lagne lagi hai.. non veg badhayi mein meri nikkar utar jati hai

    1. pankaj says:

      chahat…….hahahaha..sorry ha ashi…chahat naam sun ke hi hasi aa jati hai..hehehehe pata nahi kyu…??? hehehhehehehehehehehe

      1. panchhi says:

        oyeee sb k sb dusre name se cment kr rhe ho aur muje btaya b nhiiiiiiiiiiiii :( me bhi krugi cment ,vo b ladke k name se dekhle na tum sb haan :(

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